EL Pres out and about again !

[ditchy]

A manchester Lecturer has been found guilty of having a stash of extreme pornography, including a video of a man having sex with a snake.

El Presidente , 55, , stored the images on his Samsung mobile phone having received them via mobile messaging app WhatsApp.

They included five videos of a "grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise obscene character" featuring women having sex with dogs, a man having sex with a snake and a woman having sex with a horse, the court heard.

Okoro also had an indecent video of a two-year-old boy, which was among images moved from his photo gallery into a password-protected "vault" app on his phone.

The defendant had denied five charges of possessing extreme pornography and one of possessing an indecent image of a child.

But an Old Bailey jury found him guilty today of all but two charges of possessing extreme pornography relating to bestiality with dogs.

Following the verdict, the jury was told that it was the second time Okoro had been convicted in what the judge described as a "quite unusual case".

The Court of Appeal had ordered a retrial after he was sentenced to nine months' jail suspended for 18 months at Norwich Crown Court in 2014.

Okoro had come to the attention of police after a woman made an allegation of sexual assault against him, but no further action was taken over the claim, jurors were also told.

Judge Richard Hone QC told the court that the earlier sentence was "frankly lenient" in his view, as he granted Okoro bail and adjourned sentence to September 30.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is the snake the top or the bottom?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is a snake gay? Does a snake have a fanny/bum?

Basically how does one **** a snake? Asking for a friend.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Basically how does one **** a snake? Asking for a friend.

Very carefully, i would imagine

 

[Dick Swiveller]

A manchester Lecturer has been found guilty of having a stash of extreme pornography, including a video of a man having sex with a snake.

El Presidente , 55, , stored the images on his Samsung mobile phone having received them via mobile messaging app WhatsApp.

They included five videos of a "grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise obscene character" featuring women having sex with dogs, a man having sex with a snake and a woman having sex with a horse, the court heard.

Okoro also had an indecent video of a two-year-old boy, which was among images moved from his photo gallery into a password-protected "vault" app on his phone.

The defendant had denied five charges of possessing extreme pornography and one of possessing an indecent image of a child.

But an Old Bailey jury found him guilty today of all but two charges of possessing extreme pornography relating to bestiality with dogs.

Following the verdict, the jury was told that it was the second time Okoro had been convicted in what the judge described as a "quite unusual case".

The Court of Appeal had ordered a retrial after he was sentenced to nine months' jail suspended for 18 months at Norwich Crown Court in 2014.

Okoro had come to the attention of police after a woman made an allegation of sexual assault against him, but no further action was taken over the claim, jurors were also told.

Judge Richard Hone QC told the court that the earlier sentence was "frankly lenient" in his view, as he granted Okoro bail and adjourned sentence to September 30.

Couldn't be bothered to follow through and replace Okoro with El Pres more than once?

 

[ditchy]

Couldn't be bothered to follow through and replace Okoro with El Pres more than once?

No it was tongue in cheek

 

[Ninja Elephant]

In all seriousness, a mate of mine sends some bizarre things through Whatsapp. I really need to delete the crap he's sent, if I'm ever picked up for anything, the stuff he sent which is technically stored on my phone paints a particularly unpleasant picture.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

No it was tongue in cheek

Is that a banned type of video as well?

 

[ditchy]

depends where the tongue is

 

[marlowe]

They included five videos .... featuring women having sex with dogs.... and a woman having sex with a horse....

Okoro had come to the attention of police after a woman made an allegation of sexual assault against him, but no further action was taken over the claim, jurors were also told.

So it appears that it was considered more offensive for Mr Okoro to possess videos featuring what I assume to be consensual women having sex with consensual dogs and a horse than for a non-consenting woman to be sexually assaulted by Mr Okoro.
(My assumption for the consensual basis of the sex between the women and said animals is based merely on the fact that it would require the sexual arousal of those animals to enable the sexual act to occur. It is also based on my own personal experience of the lascivious persistence of a number of dogs I have encountered who have shown no regard to my initial reticence).

 

[Hugo Rune]

Is a snake gay? Does a snake have a fanny/bum?

Basically how does one **** a snake? Asking for a friend.

Google Richard Gere & Hamster. Same principle I'm led to believe (by another friend).

 

[Danny-Boy]

Is a snake gay? Does a snake have a fanny/bum?

Basically how does one **** a snake? Asking for a friend.

I heard of a "Snake in the Grass" but a snake in the A..but didn't someone in China a few years ago have that done as a joke? He worked in a restaurant I think. Some joke.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Google Richard Gere & Hamster. Same principle I'm led to believe (by another friend).

I heard it was gerbils...Google "Lemmywinx"...

 

[gripper stebson]

55 year old man has sex with a snake.

Steve McClaren?

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Got to be Cobras

Basically how does one **** a snake? Asking for a friend.[/QUOTE]

 

[Easy 10]

(My assumption for the consensual basis of the sex between the women and said animals is based merely on the fact that it would require the sexual arousal of those animals to enable the sexual act to occur. It is also based on my own personal experience of the lascivious persistence of a number of dogs I have encountered who have shown no regard to my initial reticence).

You give in in the end then

 

[El Presidente]

I demand a retrial.

The horse told me she was 16.

 

[dazzer6666]

I demand a retrial.

The horse told me she was 16.

It's pony, but afraid you are saddled with this now. Neigh chance of a retrial however much it makes you bridle with rage. Your rein is over.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Got to be Cobras

Basically how does one **** a snake? Asking for a friend.

Not a very sensible response.

As has been mentioned previously, you need to be very careful doing this so my advice is DON'T. However, there will always be some people who decide to give it a try no matter how much sensible advice they see on NSC.

So, as it's clear there is a fair amount of ignorance on here about this, here are some tips to keep you and your snake safe.

1. Select a non-venomous snake.

Cobra bites aren't fun. (Nor explaining to the doctor how you go them). Some people do enjoy the buzz of using a venomous snake (believe it or not) but it really is a big no-no for normal & sane people like you & I.

2. Select a small 'girth' at first.

Many a first timer heads directly for a 5" width Python or similar 'status snake' and then complain when they end up in A&E. Take a look at your stools and start off with something around 1/2 the diameter of an average size expulsion. I'd recommend a small corn snake at first, you can always build up to a bigger snake over time if you choose to pursue the activity.

3. Use a snake friendly lube.

Not your happy shopper tutti fruity, snakes don't have the same skin as us stupid!! Always check the label to ensure the lube has been tested on snakes.

4. Tail first please!

Insert the snake tail first to ensure it does not bite your insides and that you have control of the head. After a while, you'll find the snake will slip in and out on it's own with little enticement (like us, they can go backwards!). The snake will come to view your orifice as a cosy, warm and damp home where it is safe and comfortable.

5. Always use a snake lead!

Just like a dog lead, this is tied around the snake's head. Should the snake slip 'all the way in' and disappear from view, you can then gently tug on the lead to encourage it out again.

6. A snake is for life not just for sex.

Buy your snake from a reputable pet shop and DON'T be afraid to tell the shop keeper exactly what you're going to do with it. They can offer sound advice and get you in contact with local users and groups - you'll find yourself mixing with a whole bunch of new friends very quickly as you old 'dull' friends disappear because you are now to cool! Pet shop staff can also advise on snake care, aquariums and food. Remember, you have purchased this animal and you now need to take care of it properly, after all, it'll be giving you a huge amount of pleasure every night.

7. Always clean your snake.

All sorts of things may have gone in and out of your hole so make sure you give your snake a good clean once you've had your fun. This will mean the snake has a much longer working life and will avoid potentially embarrassing situations such as when your Gran comes round to borrow your snake, only to find it hasn't been washed and is emitting a slightly pongy smell!

8. Lastly. Enjoy yourself.

Let's face it, whilst the snake can certainly gain some satisfaction from your usage of it, you are doing this for yourself, to make YOU happy. Don't be embarrassed by this, we all need to spend more time on ourselves in this stress filled world. Don't be shy about using social media to show off about some of your antics, especially to your friends and family. You should probably only share pictures on the 'dark web' though.

 

[marlowe]

You give in in the end then

Well, I didn't want them to think I was "easy" Easy.