[Football] El Pres on the telly?

[portlock seagull]

If this El President was such an EXPERT on football FINANCES how come he has NEVER found the 1983 FA Cup Final CASH ? Unless he was one of DICK Tights INNER circle and had a SLICE of the CAKE out of it. I don't PAY my licence FEE to be wasted on DULLARDS like this , I want ANSWERS not people just on there to RAISE a media profile so they can go on CELEBRITY Big ISLAND or something

Think El P’s been rumbled...

 

[Hungry Joe]

Considering the vast 70's porn consumption those glasses don't look to heavy a prescription at all. Must have half-decent genes.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Looks exactly like the sort of **** that gets a semi banning people

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[SIMMO SAYS]

Looks exactly like the sort of **** that gets a semi banning people

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[Westdene Seagull]

Get your name right, or spell 'lecturer'

Indeed. They meant to put 'Lech'.

 

[Brovion]

So what was Kevin, Lecture of Unive talking about?

EDIT: Sounds a bit like a Game of Thrones character:
"Where's Bramstock Tarwaggon?"
"He's gone to consult the Lecture of Unive"

 

[schmunk]

vast 70's porn

Vintage SSBBW?

Niche.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I thought I was auditioning for Love Island. Typical of the left wing BBC that they couldn’t even get my name right. I blame Chris Houghton.

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Was the graphics writer on loan from the Guardian?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Vintage SSBBW?

Niche.

Oh yes, it's all about the niche

 

[Kosh]

Don’t be daft Kosh! The great thing about NSC is that the likes of you and I can steam in at any point and rubbish anything an expert like El Pres says. Just because he does it for a LIVING and makes MONEY from - since when did those credentials count for anything round here?! Such opinions are no match for CONSPIRACY theories crafted over a jar of Harvey’s. Frankly [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] is my go to guy for footballing finances, now there’s a man with Premier League SAUCES such as the ELITE players agent, Big Hilda...

That’s why I LOVE IT.

I love being an expert on everything from the inner workings of the enigmatic Dale Stephens, to my opinions on a man I know little about... GP.

Indeed, I don’t need the bbc to prove I know nothing... yet I what little I I do know , I know errrmmm passionately and with vigour. This and I refuse to wear my hair all trendy, and self parody myself with intelligent spectacles.

I am a rock God, plain and simple... deaf to all yet am amp that can go up to 11.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Changed his name to Kevin on the caption. Maybe he is moonlighting on the Mirror.

They can't spell C*NT. Damned lefties.

 

[portlock seagull]

That’s why I LOVE IT.

I love being an expert on everything from the inner workings of the enigmatic Dale Stephens, to my opinions on a man I know little about... GP.

Indeed, I don’t need the bbc to prove I know nothing... yet I what little I I do know , I know errrmmm passionately and with vigour. This and I refuse to wear my hair all trendy, and self parody myself with intelligent spectacles.

I am a rock God, plain and simple... deaf to all yet am amp that can go up to 11.

Four Thirty? In a pub? On a WEDNESDAY?!!

 

[El Presidente]

They can't spell C*NT. Damned lefties.

They got that bit right with the sign language subtitles apparently.

 

[Weststander]

I thought I was auditioning for Love Island. Typical of the left wing BBC that they couldn’t even get my name right. I blame Chris Houghton.

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You look decades younger than that on your grindr home page.

 

[El Presidente]

You look decades younger than that on your grindr home page.

That’s how PPF and I met xx


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[Weststander]

That’s how PPF and I met xx


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You looked twins in your matching National Socialist gimp bodysuits.

 

[Guinness Boy]

You looked twins in your matching National Socialist gimp bodysuits.

*bleaches brain*


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[daveinplzen]

Thought there was an automatic ban for starting threads about NSC posters

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I thought I was auditioning for Love Island. Typical of the left wing BBC that they couldn’t even get my name right. I blame Chris Houghton.

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Ooooh, a good likeness to Paul O'Grady, I bet you do a great Lily Savage on a Saturday night!

 

[El Presidente]

Ooooh, a good likeness to Paul O'Grady, I bet you do a great Lily Savage on a Saturday night!

FFS, after being likened to Martin Keown for 20 years I'm now Paul O'****ingGrady. It's time for a FLOUNCE.