Ed Balls

[Westdene Seagull]

OK - for want of creating another binfest, my girlfriend is meeting Ed Balls tomorrow as part of his election campaign. What should she challenge him on given he's the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families ?

*** SENSIBLE SUGGESTIONS ONLY !!!! ***

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Spelling if she's your girlfried

 

[Stoo82]

Did he enjoy playing at Withdean.

P.S. I think Ed Ball is more shit than Brown.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Get her to chuck a football at 'im to see if he 'eads it.

 

[simonsimon]

Egg fried rice?

Must have been educated under the Thatcher ERA.

 

[Titanic]

You could ask him what does he plan to do after the election, having not had a proper job since 1994?

 

[Bry Nylon]

You could ask him why he and his cock-sucking slag of a wife, Yvette Cooper (Chief Secretary to the Treasury) “flipped” the designation of their second home to three different properties within the space of two years.

You could also ask why, despite earning £141,000 EACH, they claimed £600 a month for food.

 

[Perkino]

Why is there so much pointless paperwork for teachers?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why are around one third of pupils leaving education without even achieving the basic standard of five good GCSEs?

Why have Labour failed completely in their efforts to eradicate child poverty?

Do you believe that Labour have done enough to give the British child a headstart in life?

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

Why did he bother appointing people to carry out a review of the primary curriculum and then ignore their two most important conclusions.

Learning thriough play should carry on for longer

Sats narrow the curriculum, favour middle class children and should be abolished

Maybe add that anyone in education could tell him this instead of spending loads of wonga on a major review!

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

IMO anyone who holds his position should have BEEN a Teacher in 'a former life'

IF he has never been a teacher, he can't IMHO comment on too many of the important matters.

(If he HAS been a teacher, I'll let him off!)

 

[Perkino]

Ann Widdecombe, Sarah Brown, Cherie Blair.

cruise, shag, marry

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Why isn't golden time longer?

 

[mona]

You could ask him why he and his cock-sucking slag of a wife, Yvette Cooper (Chief Secretary to the Treasury)

Wasn't Yvette Cooper the politician who finally granted Falmer? If so, whose cock was she dealing with?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Spelling if she's your girlfried

Don't know what you're talking about

 

[GNF on Tour]

if she is your girlfriend she is probably already challenged enough.

 

[Don Quixote]

Ask him if his balls are as big as everyone thinks they are.

 

[Gwylan]

Wasn't Yvette Cooper the politician who finally granted Falmer? If so, whose cock was she dealing with?

That was expenses-fiddler Hazel Blears.

 

[Kumquat]

You're actually both right technically. As Minister for planning at the time it would have been agreed by Yvette Cooper. Blears as Secretary of State would have signed it off for the department.

 

[Don't get me started]

Why doesn't his title have "Education" in it do they not see it as a priority. Schools they think are OK as long as the buildings are new. New labour all veneer eh!