Eating your dinner on the train

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Chavs sitting in first class with the full McDonalds. That's why I pay extra for my season ticket. :

 

[Beach Hut]

Perhaps he is using the train as a currier service

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Was it one way? Or raita-urn?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

He is probably listening to Pava Roti singing Nessun Korma while eating his curry.

 

[The Clamp]

I like a nap after a curry, did he have a nice soft pilau?

 

[METALMICKY]

Perhaps he was on his way to visit his Nan, she’s in hospital she’s in a deep korma

I expect it was a Chicken Tarka. Similar to a Tikka but a little otter)

 

[kevo]

Did it end in a bit of argy-bhaji?

 

[marlowe]

.........He clearly does it regularly as he has brought his own silver cutlery!

Plated or Sterling?

 

[studio150]

Currently in Singapore absolutely no eating or drinking allowed and fully respected by all passengers.
Also zero rubbish on the carriages and everyone always gives up their seat to the elderly or pregnant women.
Such a pleasant change from travelling in England.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Some of the repeated puns on this thread are getting kind of dhal.

 

[armchairclubber]

I bet on those headphones he was listening to Chicken Tikka by Abba

Yep ... he definitely had the Bombay Mix

 

[Surrey Seagull]

I bet on those headphones he was listening to Chicken Tikka by Abba

I've sat next to this guy before, he listens to Poppadom Preach by Madonna.
I'll fetch my coat.

 

[Whoislloydy]

I've never eaten hot food on a train, but the odd meal deal.

 

[hart's shirt]

One can only hope that the curry didn't have cumin.

 

[greyseagull]

We've korma long long way together, through the hard times and the good

 

[Worried Man Blues]

This threads enough to make you korai

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

OP should have screamed for a policenaan

 

[Questions]

This threads enough to make you korai

You need a Chaat with yourself.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Assuming he had a drink with his curry, when he finished it you could have instructed him... "Do pee after"

 

[Perry Milkins]

Maybe I should calCUTTA him some slack

That is not a curry Alfred. And I am not joshing or do it have to Jhalfreizi that to be clearer for you?

I suspect he is a bit of a Rogon doing that. Maybe he wanted t eat it at work but could not for fear of the Dhansak. Sag really!