Eating your dinner on the train

[GypsyKing]

Currently sat next to a selfish tw*t that has decided it is acceptable to eat an extremely pungent curry next to me on the train home. With headphones in his ears so he doesn't even realise the noise he is making when eating. I'm not sure I have ever been more annoyed by a fellow commuter in 13yrs of travel by train. He clearly does it regularly as he has brought his own silver cutlery!

I appreciate there will always a time when we NEED to eat on the train and all rules go out of the window after a few beers late in in the evening but he's clearly sober and just being entirely inconsiderate of those around him.

Tw*t.

 

[el punal]

Sorry about that mate! Would you like one of my poppadoms? I've still got a bit of Korma left if you fancy it.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Perhaps he was on his way to visit his Nan, she’s in hospital she’s in a deep korma

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Calling [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]

 

[Petee]

No need to be mad.......ras

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sorry about that mate! Would you like one of my poppadoms? I've still got a bit of Korma left if you fancy it.

Oh dear its probably the poppadoms that are disturbing his feng shui they make a right racket when crunched

 

[Brownstuff]

Could end up with a bit of argy bhaji

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Don’t worry he’ll have to change at Clapham, they don’t run direct trains to London Vindaloo

 

[Razzoo]

The guy is obviously a Vinda Loser

 

[LamieRobertson]

Could end up with a bit of argy bhaji

Nah it will just be a Tikka off (tried my best)

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Didn’t you complain to the tikka inspector?

Edit: just beaten

 

[Yes Chef]

Public transport would be great without the public

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I wouldn’t want to sit next to him on the tube,I’ve heard he travels from Riceslip Manor to Chutney Bridge

 

[Bry Nylon]

Don’t worry he’ll have to change at Clapham, they don’t run direct trains to London Vindaloo

But they do to Liverpool Lime pickle Street.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I don’t see a problem, he’s on a long journey, he’s hungry, what’s he samosa do?

 

[Martlet]

I don’t see a problem, he’s on a long journey, he’s hungry, what’s he samosa do?

Not very kulcha'd, mind...

 

[catfish]

Not very kulcha'd, mind...

A bit aloo f perhaps?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Stop being such a karahi baby and just dhal with it.

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[Deleted User X18H]

This goes beyond the phall

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Currently sat next to a selfish tw*t that has decided it is acceptable to eat an extremely pungent curry next to me on the train home. With headphones in his ears so he doesn't even realise the noise he is making when eating. I'm not sure I have ever been more annoyed by a fellow commuter in 13yrs of travel by train. He clearly does it regularly as he has brought his own silver cutlery!

I appreciate there will always a time when we NEED to eat on the train and all rules go out of the window after a few beers late in in the evening but he's clearly sober and just being entirely inconsiderate of those around him.

Tw*t.

Good manners seem to be a thing of the past.

I have two children under the age of 10 and I try and drill into them the importance of good manners.

When some of their school friends come round to play, I am often amazed at the lack of manners. No please's or thank you's. These kids will be the next generation of people who think it is acceptable to eat a curry on the train.