Eating stuff off the floor

[Notters]

Eh?

Twinkletoes is a girl innit.

 

[Mellotron]

Let me get this right...Danny Seagull has started a thread complaining about OTHER PEOPLE being disgusting?

Fair enough...

 

[brighton_girl87]

Let me get this right...Danny Seagull has started a thread complaining about OTHER PEOPLE being disgusting?

Fair enough...

 

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[Cheeky Monkey]

Why do people do this? It's rank. "Oh it's alright, it's only been on the floor". Yeah the floor that a thousand dog shit encrusted trainers have walked accross over the years. I hate it.

Woss your take on this?

At last the facade of NSC's resident 'pervert' crumbles. Away from his keyboard young Daniel is probably a church going young Conservative who is active in the Rottingdean Rotary Club, bathes twice daily and is saving himself for missionary position sexual intercourse on his wedding night.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

At last the facade of NSC's resident 'pervert' crumbles. Away from his keyboard young Daniel is probably a church going young Conservative who is active in the Rottingdean Rotary Club, bathes twice daily and is saving himself for missionary position sexual intercourse on his wedding night.

I wouldn't call him Daniel, if I was you

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I wouldn't call him Daniel, if I was you

Cocker Spaniel?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

At last the facade of NSC's resident 'pervert' crumbles. Away from his keyboard young Daniel is probably a church going young Conservative who is active in the Rottingdean Rotary Club, bathes twice daily and is saving himself for missionary position sexual intercourse on his wedding night.

Actually, 4 out of the above 5 are true.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Actually, 4 out of the above 5 are true.

I bloody knew you were a shower man!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

So Twinkle is a girl?

I still would, either way.

 

[The Wizard]

Twinkletoes is a girl innit.

Pics?

 

[Uncle C]

I think you will find the reason that, since the 70s, asthma rates have increased is because people now live in in double glazed homes with central heating and carpeted rooms. Nothing to do with dirt.

There is a corellation. As another poster said we use progressively more aggressive cleaning agents. Just listen to the adverts "kills 99% of all household germs".

Just watch any new mum wiping her child down with all sorts of baby wipes. Its storing up problems for the future.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

So Twinkle is a girl?

I still would, either way.

Shucks Dan - you're soooo metrosexual!

ps I am a girl, but let's just keep that our little secret on here innit.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Pics?

I wouldn't, after what he's been doing to my paint portrait

 

[Garage_Doors]

What is the theory of the 5 second rule ?

 

[Questions]

As another poster said we use progressively more aggressive cleaning agents. Just listen to the adverts "kills 99% of all household germs".

QUOTE]

Yeah and the 1% that survive you trying to kill them come back well pissed off. They mean business.

 

[Questions]

What is the theory of the 5 second rule ?

Only a fool,
Breaks the 5 second rule.

 

[herbicide]

I had some corn on the cob and spare rib bones off the floor of a pub in Littlehampton once. Little Al can confirm.

I am not proud of it.

 

[Questions]

I had some corn on the cob and spare rib bones off the floor of a pub in Littlehampton once. Little Al can confirm.

I am not proud of it.

Oh yeah I remember that day. Sick as I dog I was, spewed everywhere.

 

[H block]

I had some corn on the cob and spare rib bones off the floor of a pub in Littlehampton once.

QUOTE]


Posh grub if you come from the Croydon area I suppose.