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Eastenders... shambles ?



vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
Tonights screamfest throws up some interesting points... I wouldn't trust the Lomdon Ambulance services 8 minute response time, poor old Janine has been staggering round the Square for a good 20 minutes .

Also, never knew Stacey could get up on to pub roofs so efficiently.

any others ?
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
Crikey, it gets worse.... Max drops Stacey off at the airport and by the time he's home Stacey is in the air ? My other half and her family got delayed 49 hours this week on a flight to Cyprus. what happened to booking in min of one hour before the flight ?
 
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7:18

Brighton & Hove Albion
Aug 6, 2006
8,488
Brighton, England
I reckon Alfie will be next on the Janine hitlist, with Ryan going for Jodie........who wouldn't????
 


tonymgc

Banned
May 8, 2010
3,028
Drive by abusing
Also the flightline for London city doesn't follow The Thames in a westerly direction.
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,121
Haywards Heath
Police not blocking all ports?
 




Giraffe

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Aug 8, 2005
27,228
Just be happy for the girl. Dot I mean, cracking solo.
 




Oct 25, 2003
23,964
the emergency services in that area are f***ing awful

when the vic burned down it took them pretty much the entire episode for them to get there, even though there was a very large burning building, WITH PEOPLE IN IT
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
SPOILER ALERT

Janine dies on New Years Eve.

There's virtually nothing wrong with her ? minor stab wound, able to stagger about the Square for a good 25 minutes. Only way she's going is if she gets MRSA from Walford General
 




Oct 25, 2003
23,964
even if you're all snobby and pretentious and say that eastenders is shit, you HAVE to admit that janine is a f***ing well created and well written character
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,121
Haywards Heath
even if you're all snobby and pretentious and say that eastenders is shit, you HAVE to admit that janine is a f***ing well created and well written character

Absolutlely. When compared to Corrie's version, Tracey, Janine wins hands down. My Mrs had had a few this evening and started ranting at the telly. I had to remind her that she was ranting at an actress. She plays it well!
 


Sep 1, 2010
6,419
even if you're all snobby and pretentious and say that eastenders is shit, you HAVE to admit that janine is a f***ing well created and well written character

I am not being snobby and pretentious when I say ALL soap operas are utter shite for the complete brain dead. I would rather insert BBQ skewers into my scrotum. Oh be my guest mamamamamamama, shuddddddup.
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
lacey turner once again proved last night why she is one of the best actresses ever to perform on eastenders - she is going to be missed. and not purely because she is crackin g wanking material
 


krakatoa

Member
Jan 21, 2010
472
HOVE
Soaps these days bear as much resemblance to real life as Withdean does to a football stadium. Complete and utter garbage.
 


KneeOn

Well-known member
Jun 4, 2009
4,695
All these people who are talking about soap actors being shit, utter bollocks. To be able to do that every day. Its not easy!

Also: If it resembled real life it'd be f***ing boring. Its a dramatic escape from reality.

Janine is so well written and performed. As is Stacey. Who would get it. In every hole possible.
 


krakatoa

Member
Jan 21, 2010
472
HOVE
The acting is generally fine, the storylines and characters more absurd, and depressing, with every passing year.
 




Sep 1, 2010
6,419
It is not easy no, but I have no desire to watch such droll repetitive soul stabbing excuse for entertainment. If other people enjoy it, fine. Whether something is hard or not does not make my mind up to whether I enjoy it or not.
 


Rookie

Greetings
Feb 8, 2005
12,324
You think Xmas was poor wait until the New Years Eve episode, complaints are going to fly
 


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