Eastbourne's Finest - The 13 Year Old Dad!!

[The Spanish]

All I think these stories reveal, is that there must be a shortage of National Health eye tests, or visual correction aids in Eastbourne.

QUOTE]

I would not have thought thats the case in Eastbourne by a long stretch.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Eastbourne has the highest rate of underage pregnancies in the county.

We had three different girls in my year at school.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

We had three different girls in my year at school.

So how's your son?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

So how's your son?

Daughter

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Daughter

Benefits?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Wasn't Juliet 12 and Romeo 14? Thats what this is, a modern day Montague and Capulet "love will out" saga..not seedy and depressing at all.

"But soft, what light through yonder bus stop breaks? tis the dawn and Chantelle trying to stuff some little kiddies winkle in her cavernous minge"

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

We had three different girls in my year at school.

You were only at school for a year?

 

[The Spanish]

Wasn't Juliet 12 and Romeo 14? Thats what this is, a modern day Montague and Capulet "love will out" saga..not seedy and depressing at all.

"But soft, what light through yonder bus stop breaks? tis the dawn and Chantelle trying to stuff some little kiddies winkle in her cavernous minge"

how old was mohammeds mrs again?

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

how old was mohammeds mrs again?

Was he a paedo?

 

[Trigger]

Is anyone else going to put their names forward to try and claim it?

 

[strings]

It is a shame that the argus haven't allowed comments for this story... I would have loved to have read some of the regular's thoughts on this issue.

 

[The Spanish]

It is a shame that the argus haven't allowed comments for this story... I would have loved to have read some of the regular's thoughts on this issue.

someone on here was claiming that the argus webiste was a un moderated free for all. The truth is anything good and a nutter magnet, and they pull the shutters down immediately. Unless it is about cannabis cafes in Lancing or aliens on Telscombe Tye and they dont want to f***ing know.

 

[brightonlass2009]

The most annoying thing I just read was that the boys 'spokesman' has stated there will be a paternity test...

...his spokesman being Max Clifford. Does that man have no morals?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Alfie Patten has now joined the group Fathers For Justice. In an interview he said it made sense as he already has the Spiderman outfit.