If someone wants a cup of coffee they don't want to be stuck behind you ordering your skinny soya latte with hazelnut syrup. It would be carnage with fights ensuing.
Falmer is going to be CARNAGE. It will to be a 3 way dust up between pickled sandal wearing ale aficionados, steaming lairy lager louts in their prison whites and loafer hooved ponces wired on coffee.