Dyson Airblade

[Rookie]

While I love out new home and the expense put in whoever decided to put bog standard hand dryers in the toilets should be shown the door!

I demand airblades

 

[Djmiles]

Airblades are the future. 5 seconds, job done.

 

[gjh1971]

When I saw the thread title, thought it was another player we was after

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Dyson Airblades are only compulsory for Champions League football. Getting ahead of ourselves.

 

[fatbadger]

Dyson airblades should be f***ing banned, as anyone with very young kids will tell you. Horrible things.

 

[rool]

I like the Dyson Airblade's but I also like those turbo hand driers like at Gatwick and Wembley. Anything else you just end up drying your hands on your trousers, which is pointless really because mine are usually covered in piss by the time I wash my hands.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Dyson airblades should be f***ing banned, as anyone with very young kids will tell you. Horrible things.

If the kids really are "horrible things", as you are suggesting ... just feed them into the Dyson jobby and they'll trouble you no more. Sorted.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dyson airblades should be f***ing banned, as anyone with very young kids will tell you. Horrible things.

Young kids? Eh?

All hand driers should be replaced with paper that is recyclable.

 

[Mackenzie]

Dyson Airblade sounds flair, never seen him play mind....sign him up Gus.

 

[glasfryn]

When I saw the thread title, thought it was another player we was after

me too

I like the Dyson Airblade's but I also like those turbo hand driers like at Gatwick and Wembley. Anything else you just end up drying your hands on your trousers, which is pointless really because mine are usually covered in piss by the time I wash my hands.

Dyson Airblade sounds flair, never seen him play mind....sign him up Gus.

hilarious
I don't know what they are called but the ones in the TESCO toilets are like fecking wind tunnels

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

The first time I used a Dyson Airblade I nearly lost my f***ing hands.

 

[sydney]

dyson airblade.....!!!!! what a name , when is he signing and who from etc .etc....::

 

[Robot Chicken]

So which of THESE hand dryers should we have gone for? The Dolphin Velocity looks like a decent variation of the AirBlade
http://www.handdryer.co.uk/automatic-hand-dryers?limit=all
http://www.handdryer.co.uk/manual-hand-dryers
http://www.handdryer.co.uk/warner-howard-hand-dryer

 

[Billy the Fish]

I like the Dyson Airblade's but I also like those turbo hand driers like at Gatwick and Wembley. Anything else you just end up drying your hands on your trousers, which is pointless really because mine are usually covered in piss by the time I wash my hands.

Xlerator hand dryers, much better than that Dyson gimmick