[Football] Dyche looking likely for Everton ***CONFIRMED***

[Stato]

Lots of arseholes are remainers.

I'm glad mine is. I don't know how I'd have coped if it had up and left me. I'd be even more full of it than I already am.

 

[Mellotron]

Absolutely the right manager for this moment in time for Everton. However wouldn't be surprised if they are sick of him within 3-4 years.

Bielsa wouldn't have been right at all, IMO.

 

[zefarelly]

Dyche and Maupay could take Shithousery to a whole new level.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm not buying the argument Everton are safe if Dyche comes in.

I accept that Stains and Plucky look doomed but Forest, Wolves and West Ham are all showing signs of life, while Leicester, Palace and Leeds should have enough to stay up.

I also wonder how many of the bigger players are already planning on their next move. We know Gordon has downed tools, we know Spurs are eyeing Pickford as a replacement for Lloris, and the prospect of playing under Dyche suggests the players will have to work hard and grind out results. Are they prepared to do that?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Will he still throw the new recruits into a canal like they used to at Burnley? What a character.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

"Bielsa or Dyche" shows that they really don't have a plan

Alan Shearer made a point about the hugely differing styles and approaches of various previous appointments.

 

[Jesus Gul]

First signing...Ashley Barnes

 

[JJ McClure]

Dyche is the right appointment to get them promoted back to the prem next year, this year I reckon they're toast.

 

[chickens]

I reckon Dyche will keep them up if he can identify a first choice team out of the squad that are willing to fight for him. You’d think Everton would have enough between first team and academy for survival.

 

[warmleyseagull]

Glad we are not playing them now; he will get new manager bounce but even he can’t polish a turd.

 

[Stat Brother]

 

[graphicbars]

Will he still throw the new recruits into a canal like they used to at Burnley? What a character.

Like the mechanics in the Inbetweeners.

Classy.

 

[Sheebo]

Will he still throw the new recruits into a canal like they used to at Burnley? What a character.

Like the mechanics in the Inbetweeners.

Classy.

Not sure if that’s quite true - googled to check and could only find this about sitting in river for a fine - but different from chucking the new boys in a canal…!

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[Insel affe]

It is official Everton are relegated

 

[Hamilton]

From one decision to the next. Does anyone know what the hell is going on at that club? Clearly nobody at board level does.

 

[Solid at the back]

I think he will do a good job, and may well keep them up. He will get them organised and solid at the back.

 

[Icy Gull]

He’ll probably keep them up, good appointment. Unlikely he’ll take them where they think they should be though

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

No foregone conclusion either way imo. He will get them organised but they are terrible, specially at scoring goals.

 

[Grassman]

It’s as good an appointment as could be expected, surely?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]