Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
One of my special low-threshold irritations is the oposite - when people say 'bought' instead of 'brought'. As in 'I bought it home'. My standard reply is 'when did you bing it home?'.
I hate it when people say "oposite" when they mean "opposite". My standard response is 'I think you need a pee'.