[News] Dutch Police Arrest Bird

[Acker79]

Google translate of the article:

https://translate.google.com/transl.../1963769/utrechtse-politie-pakt-vogel-op.html

Please note, the police are protecting the birds identity, so please no revealing their name if you know it...

 

[Goldstone1976]

I love birds.

 

[Megazone]

and what makes this jailbird any different to all the others?

crap story.

 

[Juan Albion]

Will it be appearing before the beak?

 

[Juan Albion]

Definitely a flight risk.

 

[Megazone]

Just another case of budgie journalism.

 

[hart's shirt]

If it's in there for robin', it's likely to be at the bottom of the pecking order.

One can only hope that it doesn't end up inside a CAT A.

Guano-tanamo Bay would be better, and it's crap there.

 

[super-seagulls]

Why did the police use Instagram to tell the story when Twitter would have been better?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Is the bird on Death Sparrow?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

 

[Worried Man Blues]

It's a parrot, it's a parrot, parrotface

 

[jakarta]

It will clearly need to do some bird before it is released...

 

[el punal]

It’s on social media, he’s been tweeting all over the place.

 

[TheJasperCo]

I bet zhey'll be getting a bit of schtick for thish.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Flying squad involved or just plain old bill