[Food] Dunking or flatulence, your choice.

[AmexRuislip]

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Although you might enjoy dunking them in your brew now, you may be surprised to learn that digestive*biscuits*were actually invented to help aid digestion and keep flatulence at bay.

Well I never that explains a lot





https://www.ladbible.com/news/food-digestives-were-originally-invented-to-curb-flatulence-20201029

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Chocolate digestives, the most addictive of the biscuit range.

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[Goldstone1976]

I enjoy farting (not only, but especially, in bed) too much to ever eat another digestive.

I'm told I'm a joy to live with.

 

[Jack Straw]

I can disprove this theory.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Chocolate digestives, the most addictive of the biscuit range.

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Dark Chocolate.

 

[bhafc99]

Dark Chocolate.

Exactly. Milk chocolate is not even worth considering.


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[Worried Man Blues]

You're not supposed to eat them!

 

[Gabbafella]

They're suppositories?

 

[maltaseagull]

Chocolate digestives, the most addictive of the biscuit range.

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They are great but I love these:

 

[Questions]

I enjoy farting (not only, but especially, in bed) too much to ever eat another digestive.

I'm told I'm a joy to live with.

Why do people laugh hysterically when they break wind and it’s pungent and within seconds everyone reels away with horror.

I mean what is in your own farts that’s different than everyone else’s.