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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003
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inspired by a saisburys advert on red noses i told this guy off my course when we were in the pub a second ago(studying of course) that it was ''2 hotdogs for the price of 2''. and VOILA a free hotdog for me.

should alcohol be banned from balding students who are 20? especially when they are drinking whisky and water in a student bar at 12?
 






mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003
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Bad Ash said:
Water?!?! What kind of sicko drinks water in a student union?

water mixed with whisky i believe.

at first the barman refused to serve it to him.

hes a tad weird to be fair. he likes morrisey, is gay and has a combover :lolol:
 


MOWTCHOPS

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Feb 17, 2007
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
water mixed with whisky i believe.

at first the barman refused to serve it to him.

hes a tad weird to be fair. he likes morrisey, is gay and has a combover :lolol:

Students are shit these days, I'm glad I graduated 14 years ago :)
 


bhafc4eva

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Nov 21, 2003
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Should never add anything to whiskey. FACT!
 




Commander

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bhafc4eva said:
Should never add anything to whiskey. FACT!

Water is what the Jocks' drink with it.
 


bhafc4eva said:
Should never add anything to whiskey. FACT!

Depends on the whisky. Some single malts and all unfiltered whiskies are better for adding a small amount of water. The whisky on offer in a student bar on the other hand is unlikely to fall into this category I grant you.
 
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hans kraay fan club

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There is nothing wrong with a drop of water [nice tasting mineral water, mind you - horrible tasting water from the tap, is obviously going to make it taste horrible] in your malt.

Depends what your poison is.

Mine are Laphroig and Cuaran Reserve. The former I would never drink without water, the latter I would. No hard rule, on this.

I however he was drinking Bells or some such shit, then he would best have mixed it with a pint of lager.
 
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hans kraay fan club

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Ozymandias said:
fortunately I ain't scottish, the only thing you should mix with Whiskey ... is more Whiskey:thumbsup:

And as for you, your spelling of the drink in question says it all. 'Whiskey' is something made mostly from rye, and downed by rednecks in pick-up trucks.
 


csider

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Dec 11, 2006
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The only thing that should be added whiskey is more whiskey.
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

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hans kraay fan club said:

Depends what your poison is.

Mine are Laphroig and Cuaran Reserve. .

mmmm. Laphroaig, the taste of peat!

Love it.
 




Biscuit

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Jul 8, 2003
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Morons, simply by adding a few drops of water to a whisky can greatly improve the flavour.. causing an exploision of taste that would go otherwise unnoticed. FACT
 




Ozymandias

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hans kraay fan club said:
And as for you, your spelling of the drink in question says it all. 'Whiskey' is something made mostly from rye, and downed by rednecks in pick-up trucks.

You sir are making the fatal mistake assuming that I can spell properly :down:

Actually I am partial to a drop of Mccallum's and yes I have been known to put bit of water in it. BUT, the shite that they serve in the union makes me puke if you put water in it. Anyway, I'm a complete and utter philistine when it comes to spirits, Cognac - Cack, rough Spanish brandy -yum, yum. Oh, JD served in an iced glass with nothing added. Heaven.
 


Biscuit said:
Morons, simply by adding a few drops of water to a whisky can greatly improve the flavour.. causing an exploision of taste that would go otherwise unnoticed. FACT

:bowdown:
 


Pork Sword

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Jan 5, 2007
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
water mixed with whisky i believe.

at first the barman refused to serve it to him.

hes a tad weird to be fair. he likes morrisey, is gay and has a combover :lolol:

Never mind the whisky rants. Why are you socialising with a bender?
 






fisons

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Feb 21, 2005
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The thing you should never add to whisky is ice which kills the taste buds and so you lose the flavours.
 


hans kraay fan club

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Biscuit said:
Morons, simply by adding a few drops of water to a whisky can greatly improve the flavour.. causing an exploision of taste that would go otherwise unnoticed. FACT

IS the right answer. You're very young to be knowing such things, by the way. You ought to still be drinking cider and black at your age.
 


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