[Humour] Dumb Questions We Ask

[Eeyore]

We all have 'senior' moments. Some occur when we are not 'senior' as well.

My best of the year occurred yesterday when I went to the counter at my Post Office over the road.

I asked the assistant 'Do you sell stamps ?'

Has to rank pretty high in the dumb questions stakes.

Can anyone do better with one of their own gaffs ?

 

[Brovion]

I did have one a few years back. I remember it was intensely embarrassing at the time, but fortunately I'm SO senior I've forgotten it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Still get flashbacks to that time I went to the Tourist Information place in Prague and asked for directions to Wenceslas Square. Response: "Um, you're standing in it sir". In my meagre defence, it wasn't very square

 

[banjo]

I was eating a walnut whip a few years back, and I asked my mate what the little nut on top was?

 

[Bodian]

We all have 'senior' moments. Some occur when we are not 'senior' as well.

My best of the year occurred yesterday when I went to the counter at my Post Office over the road.

I asked the assistant 'Do you sell stamps ?'

What was the answer?

 

[BBassic]

I have worn glasses since I was five years old and I turned thirty-eight a few weeks ago. More times than I care to admit, I'll ask my other half if she knows where my glasses are and they are almost always on my face.

Heck knows what I'm going to be like when I hit my sixties.

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

We all have 'senior' moments. Some occur when we are not 'senior' as well.

My best of the year occurred yesterday when I went to the counter at my Post Office over the road.

I asked the assistant 'Do you sell stamps ?'

Has to rank pretty high in the dumb questions stakes.

Can anyone do better with one of their own gaffs ?

‘Have we BLOWN it?!’ Was my most recent stupid question.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

In a bar in Dieppe I asked "ou est le porte" trying to find my way back to the ferry. They pointed me to the door while laughing.

 

[Jack Straw]

We all have 'senior' moments. Some occur when we are not 'senior' as well.

My best of the year occurred yesterday when I went to the counter at my Post Office over the road.

I asked the assistant 'Do you sell stamps ?'

Has to rank pretty high in the dumb questions stakes.

Can anyone do better with one of their own gaffs ?

First class!

 

[Nobby]

I have worn glasses since I was five years old and I turned thirty-eight a few weeks ago. More times than I care to admit, I'll ask my other half if she knows where my glasses are and they are almost always on my face.

Heck knows what I'm going to be like when I hit my sixties.

They move from your nose to your head - when you're looking at small print you move them up on to your head and then cant find them

 

[Frutos]

I was eating a walnut whip a few years back, and I asked my mate what the little nut on top was?

What was it?

 

[banjo]

What was it?

I can’t remember

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Met by sister’s fella’s parents for the first time at my sister's house in Southampton. Absolutely delightful Irish couple. Strong Irish accents but have lived in London for about 40 years which I knew very well.

First question I ask though, did you have a good flight over?

I have absolutely no idea why. Still not lived it down 10 years on.

 

[5Ways Gull]

Gary Linekers was asking Glenn Murray before the cup semi final "so what's the big difference between this Brighton team and the one that got to the semis in 2019?"

 

[amexer]

Are you pregnant
How are you

 

[scooter1]

Can we hang onto Caicedo and MacAllister this summer?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

The daftest question I've ever asked was forty years ago

I said will you marry me?

 

[TheJasperCo]

What was the answer?

Answers on the back of a postcard please.

 

[pure_white]

When are the fixtures out?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I asked why we don’t leave players up when defending corners anymore….








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