Duchess of Cambridge expecting

[Badger]

Please make it all stop before I convert from holding no particularly strong views on the monarchy to wanting to start a revolution. 13 pages in the Mail allegedly about it today FFS!!!

I imagine at least EIGHT pages of that will be comparing Kate to Diana and whether her parenting skills will match up.

 

[Kumquat]

Page 3 of the Sun has been moved to page 7. This is madness.

 

[KZNSeagull]

I see the number TWO story on the BBC News site is "William visits Kate in hospital". Oh good that's the big breaking story I've been waiting for, I hope they let me know when she takes a DUMP.

You won't want one of these then?

BBC News - Emma Bridgewater produces mugs for royal baby

 

[crodonilson]

It's absolutely maginificent news.

An early Christmas present for us all according to Daybreak this morning and who can argue with that.

Me and Mrs Crodo opened a bottle of champagne last night to celebrate as David Cameron said the nation would be celebrating.

 

[Grombleton]

Oh God, does that mean even more news reports from Nicholas Witchell telling us about things that really don't matter in his patronising way?

Watching BBC News, that's actually happening now!

 

[Acker79]

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[Greg Bobkin]

Kate Middleton pregnant: Security scare as Australian radio DJs dupe nurse into giving out medical details | Mail Online


LOL

 

[Muzzy]

I hope all goes well for the expectant mother as I am looking forward to adding her to my MILF list

 

[goldstone]

Even the quality papers (Times and Telegraph) are acting like red-top tabloids with page upon page of crap on the subject.

So OK, she's having a baby. It happens to women all the time.
- Is it news? Yes, because of who she is, or, more importantly, who her husband is.
- Should we be pleased? Why not?
- Does it justify the entire front page and five or six inside pages (or in the case of the Mail, half the newspaper)? Absolutely not.

ENOUGH ALREADY!

 

[attila]

There once was a Royal called Will
Whose missus was not on the pill
A baby was born
The media did fawn
And you and me footed the bill

 

[TheBigUnit]

Derek

 

[Plake]

Please make it all stop before I convert from holding no particularly strong views on the monarchy to wanting to start a revolution. 13 pages in the Mail allegedly about it today FFS!!!

That's a bit like a Razzle subscriber moaning that his magazine is full of clunge.