Dubious lyrics

[KZNSeagull]

nothing to do with the object of the thread but this is one of The Cure's tracks:

Cake icing and decorating set
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save £1.52 on reccomended retail price
give your cakes and pies a professional look
with this superb decorating set

i'm not meant to be here
but so what?
nobody's taken your place

Each set includes a turntable
a nine inch icing bag
with six high definition nozzles and adaptor
and a fifteen inch food decorating bag
with three piping nozzles
please send off this leaflet
post it today....

I kid you not!

What's wrong with that? It's very informative!

 

[knocky1]

Elton John

Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Elton John

Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

Nik Kershaw

She won't her son go down on me

 

[Buzzer]

Peter Wyngarde made a very bizarre album back in the day and included a song called 'Rape' where he makes racist gags about how different nationalities rape women. That's just about the worst I've ever heard, I won't post the words as it will probably get Bozza into trouble with Google, it really is that bad.

 

[Hillian1]

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

 

[Dover]

Have a drink, have a drive. Go out and see what you can find.

 

[Trufflehound]

Two little boys had two little toys...

 

[Lush]

Stray Cat Blues by Mick and Keef

"I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
You look so rest-less and you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.

You look so weird and you're so far from home
But you don't really miss your mother
Don't look so scared I'm no mad-brained bear
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh, yeah
Woo!

I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that
I bet she don't know you can bite like that.

You say you got a friend, that she's wilder than you
Why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild then she can join in too
It's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back"

 

[Trufflehound]

Yes, but 15 in cat terms is the equivalent of 105 in human years.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

Its about a mental patient who whilst held in a mental institution climbed a tree and refused to come down after after having an abortion (based on a real person), what's dubious about that?

She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

She was a no one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace

Body! I'm not an animal
Body! I'm not an animal

Dragged on a table in factory
Illegitimate place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming
Body screaming f***ing bloody mess
Not an animal
It's an abortion

Body! I'm not animal
Mummy! I'm not an abortion

[Spoken]
Throbbing squirm,
gurgling bloody mess
I'm not a discharge
I'm not a loss in protein
I'm not a throbbing squirm

f*** this and f*** that
f*** it all and f*** a f***ing brat
She don't wanna baby that looks like that
I don't wanna baby that looks like that
Body, I'm not an animal
Body, an abortion

Body! I'm not an animal
Body! I'm not an animal
An animal
I'm not an animal.....
I'm not an abortion.....

Mummy! UGH!

For the record Never Mind The Bollocks is one of my all time favourite albums

Got me in trouble many a time with the neighbours when I was a kid,still play it to this day

Holidays
anarchy
GSTQ
PV
Submission

 

[loz]

So f***ing what!

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

Well I've been here
And I've been there
And I've been every f***ing where
So what, so what

So what, so what you boring little ****
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what

Well I've f***ed a sheep
And I've f***ed a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little ****
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what

And I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little ****
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

Well I've f***ed this
And I've f***ed that
And I've even f***ed a schoolgirl's crack
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little ****
Who cares, who cares about you
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you..

 

[loz]

Sorry about the above song by the Anti knowwhere league.

If I remember rightly they tried to ban it and questions were bought up in the house of commons about Tunbridge wells, famous sons.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains"

Shakira - Whenever Wherever

Theres a song by a band called The Tams called "There aint nothing like Shagging" too - apparently its a dance rather then the actual thing.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I actually owned this album at one point.

 

[Giraffe]

Didn't ABBA sing something about a girl being too young?

 

[ExmouthExile]

Fiddle About by The Who:

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with your nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about!

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle...FIDDLE!

 

[mistahclarke]

that song on the HSBC ad freaks me out.

"thank heavens.... for little girls" Creepy.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Nothing will ever be more inappropriate than the video for Hello by Lionel Rich Tea.

YouTube

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"

"Clearly not, Lionel, as I'm obviously blind, you creepy, piss taking bastard".