Dubious lyrics

[red star portslade]

Tonight's the night - Rod Stewart " Don't say a word my, my virgin child, just let your inhibitions run wild. The secret is about to unfold, upstairs before the night's too old " :no

Father figure - George Michaal " I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine, i will be your preacher teacher ( your daddy) , anything you have in mind.

Girl, you'll be a woman soon - Neil Diamond " Girl you'll be a woman soon, please come and take my hand, you'll be a woman soon, you'll need a man. ( sounds to me that she already found one )

The music industry is awash with these beasts!

 

[element]

'Young girl, get out of my mind...' etc. Worrying (a lot!)

 

[Lush]

"She was just seventeen, you know what I mean ..."

 

[clippedgull]

Chuck Berry

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

Hmm this here song it ain't so bad
The cutest little song you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

Your Ding-A-Ling Your Ding-A-Ling we saw you playing with your Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling everybody's ding I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want to you play with My Ding-A-Ling

 

[The Modfather]

They say she's a virgin, well im gonna be the first in (The Who)

 

[Questions]

Bob Geldoff sang about " Mary of the 4th form" didn't he ?

 

[red star portslade]

Bob Geldoff sang about " Mary of the 4th form" didn't he ?

Hang him.

 

[Questions]

Stray Cat Blues has fluctuated between a 13 and a 15 year old depending on where Jagger was when he sang it. Either way Bill Wyman seemed to take everything a bit literally.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

Bodies

Sex Pistols

 

[red star portslade]

Stray Cat Blues has fluctuated between a 13 and a 15 year old depending on where Jagger was when he sang it. Either way Bill Wyman seemed to take everything a bit literally.

Mandy smith must have been 14 when Wyman married her. What was that all about.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Bodies

Sex Pistols

Its about a mental patient who whilst held in a mental institution climbed a tree and refused to come down after after having an abortion (based on a real person), what's dubious about that?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Nothing will ever be more inappropriate than the video for Hello by Lionel Rich Tea.

YouTube

 

[Icy Gull]

Neil Sedaka

Tra la la la la la Lala happy birthday sweet sixteen, tonight's the night I've waited for because you're not a little baby anymore.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

"My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then...."

OK, not the same kind of child abuse but, Sheena Eason, what kind of a mother are you?

 

[hart's shirt]

Ozzy Osbourne - 'Mr Tinkertrain'

Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight
I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride

I've got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy

Chorus:
They call me Mr. Tinkertrain
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinkertrain
So come along and play my game
You'll never be the same

Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright
A little secret just for you and me
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee

I've got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy

CHORUS

Mr. Tinkertrain
Never be the same
Mr. Tinkertrain
Can you say Mr. Tinkertrain?

No use crying cause you cant go back
Now your here to stay
You cant run
You cant hide
You cant tell me what I feel inside

CHORUS

Thats why they call me Mr. Tinkertrain
(x10)

 

[Pevenseagull]

Ozzy Osbourne - 'Mr Tinkertrain'

Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight
I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride

I've got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy

Chorus:
They call me Mr. Tinkertrain
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinkertrain
So come along and play my game
You'll never be the same

Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright
A little secret just for you and me
I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee

I've got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and don't be shy

CHORUS

Mr. Tinkertrain
Never be the same
Mr. Tinkertrain
Can you say Mr. Tinkertrain?

No use crying cause you cant go back
Now your here to stay
You cant run
You cant hide
You cant tell me what I feel inside

CHORUS

Thats why they call me Mr. Tinkertrain
(x10)

subtle, took me a while to find the hidden meaning

 

[Bwian]

Do ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

 

[Capricorn]

Every Morning - Sugar Ray : Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend or a one-night stand
Couldn't understand
How to work it out
Once again as predicted left my broken heart open
and you ripped it out
Something's got me reeling
Stopped me from believing
Turn me around again
Said we couldn't do it
You know I wanna do it again
(Shut the door baby don't say a word).

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

nothing to do with the object of the thread but this is one of The Cure's tracks:

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i'm not meant to be here
but so what?
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I kid you not!

 

[life on mars 73]

The moment I met you, I swear.
I felt as if something, somewhere,
Had happened to me, which I couldn't see.
And then, the moment I met you, again.
I knew in my heart that we were friends.
It had to be so, it couldn't be no.

But try as hard as I might do, I don't know why.
You get to me in a way I can't describe.
Words mean so little when you look up and smile.
I don't care what people say, to me you're more than a child.

Oh Clair. Clair

Clair
If ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare.
That moment is you in all that you do.
But why in spite of our age difference do I cry.
Each time I leave you I feel I could die.
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say,
"I'm going to marry you. Will you marry me? Oh hurray!"

Gilbert O'Sullivan.....got to Number One, I recall. And then he had a hit about his dog, "Get Down". Hmmmm....