Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it haven't we?

[red star portslade]

No man can seriously claim never to have had a drunken sleep piss?

Whether in a drawer, wardrobe, on the Mrs, or in a Hotel corridor, the mystery of sleep piss remains a bastion of manhood.

My theory is, it's your brains way of ensuring you don't piss the bed.

So let's have your tales chaps and girlies come to think of it. Surely there's a lady out there to admit to a spot of nightsquatting?

 

[Deanbha]

Yep, done it in the bin, wardrobe and laundry bin. I also get aggressive in my sleep and lash out, weird.

 

[Sussax]

Can't say I have

Mind you, I am bed trained.

 

[bassking]

i for one will second that, im sure plenty have done this unfortunatly.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Not done it myself but have a couple of mates in the RAF one of whom has pissed in a wardrobe when drunk and the other all over a stereo system.

 

[Deanbha]

It usually wakes you up when it goes on your feet, not done it in years though. Miss those wet nights

 

[Wilko]

I had this conversation with a mate the other day and no I have not!

He also claimed that everyone has shit themselves at some point as an adult.......errr, no I REALLY haven't.

 

[otk]

I remember going to bed pissed, and having a lovely dream about standing at a urinal having the most satisfying piss EVER, to wake up in bed in...

...a pool of piss

 

[severnside gull]

Yay! A "proper" NSC thread

 

[8ace]

I've pissed the bed pissed.
What would have happened if the electric blanket was on

 

[Ali_rrr]

I've only gone for one in the toilet, it was a drunken sleep piss, but not very good...

 

[The Kid Frankie]

A mate of mine did it on a suitcase of another mate when we were in Ibiza last year, and yes he still had clothes inside. He was a touch annoyed to put it politely.

 

[Chinster]

Mrs C didn't talk to me for a week when i pissed in her side of the wardrobe!
however if the cat does it he's forgiven in minutes bless him!!!!!!

 

[otk]

I went for a piss in a gold plated WC once when staying with a g/f, or I thought it was, until she said her dad was annoyed because 'someone' had pissed in his tuba in the night

 

[pipkin112]

Many years ago, after a very heavy Sunday afternoon drinking session, I had fallen asleep on the sofa. The next thing I remember was being woken by the wife, I was standing up, with my trousers around my ankles, trying to take a piss into a top-loading video recorder. Luckily for me she had got to me just in time, and ushered me to the bathroom.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

I have pissed in plenty of baths and showers at house partys when i cant wait any longer for the toilet. My friend went a step further and took a shit in someones wardrobe.

Vile creatures we are.

 

[Premiership Dream]

20yrs ago the pioneer stack system got the lid of the record deck lifted up......the rest was history

 

[Mellotron]

He also claimed that everyone has shit themselves at some point as an adult.......errr, no I REALLY haven't.

You've never had an upset stomach?! Can we swap bowels please?

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I'm not going to divulge any secrets but almost pissing myself just reading these!

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Only in the bed or presumably loo...... never somewhere more errrrr random