Dressage - WTF!!!??

[drew]

It's not my cup of tea but each to their own. Horses for courses and all that!

 

[Lady Gull]

Its is a bit f***ing odd but still amazes me how they get a beast to do that stuff!

This - I remember trying to train a puppy to piss outside was hard enough - making a horse dance - madness!!!!
But it's a gold and bronze medal

 

[NS Herald]

My daughter does dressage and I'm neither posh or wealthy. It doesn't float my boat but I now how dedicated these and other dressage riders are and how much skill is involved.

Oh and she doing her Uni dissertation in Sports Therapy on Dressage Riders so I guess it is taken more seriously than some of the people on here know.

 

[Superphil]

Dressage belongs in a circus. It's got as much to do with sport as lion taming.

Lion taming in the Olympics, oh please make that happen, that would be fantastic #whathavetheRomanseverdoneforus

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Nothing said changes my mind. Joke "sport" which should be nowhere near the Olympics. Of all the 200 (is it 206 to be exact?) events in the Olympics, a lot of them are comedy events which really should NOT be at the Olympics in my opinion.

But they are, and in this case, we've picked up a gold. Yay. Our horses can sure dance. Never mind the swimming.

 

[pb21]

It belongs on Britain's got talent, with dog dancing, not the Olympics!

 

[Nibble]

Dressage is creepy. Makes me feel a little sick.

 

[Superphil]

Dressage dates back to classical Greek horsemanship and the military who trained their horses to perform movements intended to evade or attack the enemy whilst in battle. The earliest work on training horses was written by Xenophon, a Greek Military Commander born around 430 BC.

Dressage continued to be developed by the military who studied horsemanship as part of their military training and during the Renaissance European aristocrats displayed highly trained horses in equestrian pageants. The great European riding masters of the time developed a training system and the Imperial Spanish Riding School of Vienna was established in 1572 and all dressage training today is based around their principles.

Dressage become an Olympic Sport in the 1912 Olympic Games in Stockholm with only commissioned military officers eligible to compete until 1952 when the rules changed to allow both civilian men and women to compete.

 

[Nibble]

What a load of f***ing shit you cretin. Do you know anything about any of the riders in any of the equestian disciplines?

Or anything about Dressage and what it takes to get to that level.

f*** me this thread is going to end up in a ban for me i suspect.

Wankers.

I know someone who trains horses to do dressage. He's a cassive munt and his sport is shit.

 

[JJ McClure]

I don't know and don't care if it's a shit sport, all I know is we got two medals out of it so its must be great.

 

[Brighton Boy]

Wtf? Horse dancing! If one ever break dances then I will have a look

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm with you junior, I tried explaining this to the cretins in the other thread that was called "gay horse clip clopping" ! https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?251778-The-Official-Olympic-thread-sub-section-Gay-horse-clip-clopping
As I said on the other thread, I know first hand how much goes into training a horse, it may not be everyone's cup of tea, but to slag it off like they do without the slightest bit of knowledge is a bit out of order !

But refused to actually educate us, and unsurprisingly a similar thread pops up again.

 

[Nibble]

Just because somebody puts a lot of time into something doesn't make it worthwhile or that it instantly deserves my respect. No-one should have to work that hard to look so much of a tit. I put no effort in to it at all.

 

[cloud]

Maybe we should have entered Ashleigh and Pudsey

 

[catfish]

You don't "teach" a horse to do it. Any (almost any) horse can do those movements. The rider just has to figure out what 'buttons to push' to ask the horse to perform them, and can then work on perfecting them. This is the bit that takes effort, skill, patience and a hell of a lot of hard work.

You just have to be carefull not to press the 'off' button.

 

[wehatepalace]

But refused to actually educate us, and unsurprisingly a similar thread pops up again.

Didn't actually refuse to do anything did I ? I do funnily have a life outside of the internet, and am not glued NSC all day.
I forgot all about the other thread, and it had obviously dropped of the front page, this thread reminded me about it.
What is it exactly you need explaining ? Is it the gayness or the poshness ?
Please forgive me if I don't reply straight away as I'm off down the stables to get buggered senseless while quaffing a lovely glass of pink champagne in my smoking jacket !

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

Bold Seagull;5089310]Jumping over stuff and getting round a course in the shortest time I actually get, making animals dance for our amusement strikes me as a but medeaval and certainly not a sport.

this

 

[John Bumlick]

posh or otherwise, i love horsey birds

 

[Mackenzie]

I've done a few dressage tests in my time, I'm neither gay or posh (and neither is my horse).

 

[Stat Brother]

Didn't actually refuse to do anything did I ? I do funnily have a life outside of the internet, and am not glued NSC all day.
I forgot all about the other thread, and it had obviously dropped of the front page, this thread reminded me about it.
What is it exactly you need explaining ? Is it the gayness or the poshness ?
Please forgive me if I don't reply straight away as I'm off down the stables to get buggered senseless while quaffing a lovely glass of pink champagne in my smoking jacket !

I guess you switched your computer off, within the 6 minutes it took me to ask for your help in explaining the sport.

It would have been nice to watch today with a little bit more knowledge of the intricacies of the sport.

Don't bother now, I won't see it again for another 4 years.

Blimey you've made 3 posts on dressage all have been ranting, are you sure you like the sport?