Dreadful News !!!

[Phat Baz 68]

Cliff Richard has announced he is to release his 100th album !
Does this planet need any more misery at the moment

 

[BLOCK F]

Cliff Richard has announced he is to release his 100th album !
Does this planet need any more misery at the moment

Heaven help us!!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Its his farewell album titled slipping into the shadows

 

[Norman Potting]

Won't somebody think of the children?

 

[Arthur]

Cliff Richard has announced he is to release his 100th album !
Does this planet need any more misery at the moment

Thank god for that....I saw this thread and thought your Millwall Flu had developed into something more serious!!

Panic over!!

 

[Gwylan]

What's even scarier is that there are probably (certainly?) some people who have the previous 99

 

[albion534]

Isn't it enough he crawls out of a hole at Christmas to bore us then

 

[somerset]

We had a villa in Guia in Portugal some years back, a place where Cliff has his mansion in the sun, surrounded by his vineyards. In the local 'off licence' they had a big promotion on one summer, whereby if you bought two bottles of his wine you got a free Cliff CD,..... needless to say we drank something else.

 

[The Modfather]

Apparently of those 100 Lp's, over 30 are compilations. Who the hell needs 30+ greatest hits/best of albums?

 

[Kumquat]

Cliff Richard has announced he is to release his 100th album !
Does this planet need any more misery at the moment

That reminded me of an excellent vignette where Julian Clary was interviewing Debbie Gibson and asked her what she was up to. Debbie started by saying she was recording a new album, before Clary interrupted spluttering "Good god, do we really need a new album from you", before apologising when he realised he'd offended her.

 

[big nuts]

I don't care what anyone says Devil Woman is a tremendous track, the best Cliff has produced although I also like Wired for Sound which also has a fine 80's roller disco video.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I don't care what anyone says Devil Woman is a tremendous track, the best Cliff has produced although I also like Wired for Sound which also has a fine 80's roller disco video.

Even shit can have the odd bit of sweetcorn in it.

 

[Kumquat]

Even shit can have the odd bit of sweetcorn in it.

And even then you can't polish a turd.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

And even then you can't polish a turd.

But you can roll it in glitter.

 

[Kumquat]

But you can roll it in glitter.

and assuming it's Gary it will be right up his street...

 

[footychick]

I went to see him in concert years ago in Brighton with my mum - RIP Mum
She was a huge fan so I can't slag him off

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is he still denying his 'love of a preacher man'? That could make a good song.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is he still denying his 'love of a preacher man'? That could make a good song.

Now look, the vicar is just a very very good friend of his, alright? The hits have dried up a bit, that villa in the Algarve won't pay for itself, and I'm sure the fact that Cliff & his close chum live together signifies nothing more than the Bachelor Boy needing a little help with the rent now & again

 

[Petunia]

Now look, the vicar is just a very very good friend of his, alright? The hits have dried up a bit, that villa in the Algarve won't pay for itself, and I'm sure the fact that Cliff & his close chum live together signifies nothing more than the Bachelor Boy needing a little help with the rent now & again

Chum - what a lovely, underused word