Draw for NSC Ryder Cup Simulation

[The Great Cornholio]

Here is the draw :-

Europe

Sergio Garcia	Artois
Padraig Harrington	Harvey's Hammers
Darren Clarke	Oapdodge
Miguel Angel Jimenez	Alan Partridge
Lee Westwood	Lincs Seagull
Thomas Levet	Hiney
Paul Casey	Moggy
David Howell	Repugnant Toad
Joakim Haeggman	El Presidente
Ian Poulter	Tazman
Colin Montgomerie	Eddie the Seagull
Justin Rose	Trigger

United States

Tiger Woods	kinky gerbil
Phil Mickelson	Legend
Davis Love III	Del Boy
Jim Furyk	seagulljaz
Kenny Perry	Beach Hut
David Toms	Hilton
Chad Campbell	Billy Seagull
Steve Flesch	Scotty M
Fred Funk	Easy 10
Jeff Maggert	Seagull over Spain
Fred Couples	gazwag
Todd Hamilton	Wardywonderland

 

[Trigger]

Thank f**k for that, i was sure i was gonna end up with a yank!

 

[Kryten]

Here is the draw :-

Europe

Sergio Garcia	Artois
Padraig Harrington	Harvey's Hammers
Darren Clarke	Oapdodge
Miguel Angel Jimenez	Alan Partridge
Lee Westwood	Lincs Seagull
Thomas Levet	Hiney
Paul Casey	Moggy
David Howell	Repugnant Toad
Joakim Haeggman	El Presidente
Ian Poulter	Tazman
Colin Montgomerie	Eddie the Seagull
Justin Rose	Trigger

United States

Tiger Woods	kinky gerbil
Phil Mickelson	Legend
[b]Davis Love III	Del Boy[/b]
Jim Furyk	seagulljaz
Kenny Perry	Beach Hut
David Toms	Hilton
Chad Campbell	Billy Seagull
Steve Flesch	Scotty M
Fred Funk	Easy 10
Jeff Maggert	Seagull over Spain
Fred Couples	gazwag
Todd Hamilton	Wardywonderland

I wanted to be in the European squad

 

[Gazwag]

USA!!!! USA!!!!!
Is Fred Couples' wife hot?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Colin Montgomerie Eddie the Seagull

Woo-Hoo! I have my own set of baps to play with!



P.S - I hope this competition will bring Europe great mamaries.

 

[Harveys_Hammers]

Padraig Harrington

If I remember correctly he was the man who won the Ryder Cup for Europe and then jumped into the river.
To add he is also a West Ham fan....

 

[Gazwag]

Padraig Harrington

If I remember correctly he was the man who won the Ryder Cup for Europe and then jumped into the river.
To add he is also a West Ham fan....

No that was the other Irishman Paul McGinley

 

[Harveys_Hammers]

No that was the other Irishman Paul McGinley

Ahh bugger knew it was someone like that.
He is the hammer is McGinley...
Oh well at least I'm in the Europe squad...

 

[The Great Cornholio]

USA!!!! USA!!!!!
Is Fred Couples' wife hot?

Decide for yourself :-

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i am tiger woords

 

[Trigger]

Decide for yourself :-

I wouldn't say no to a bit of her...Not that she'd ask mind.

 

[Gazwag]

Get off she's my wife

 

[Easy 10]

Fred Funk. Cool name

 

[Harveys_Hammers]

Come on Padraig

 

[Scotty Mac]

steve flesch - excellent

 

[seagull over spain]

Now I have become Jeff Maggert "watch you Limey's"

You mentioned the Ryder Cup. What is it about your game or personality that lends yourself to the success in Match Play?

JEFF MAGGERT: I think the biggest thing about my golf game is I don't give away holes and I feel like I am a good pressure player. In Match Play, if you can avoid giving away holes to your opponent by making bogeys, you can wear a guy down. A good example is the match I had against Nick Price the second day. I made no bogeys and one birdie. To do that all day long is tough on the other guy, because it gets to the point where he knows, especially coming down the stretch, that he is going to have to make a birdie to beat me. When I get 1- or 2-up on a guy, on this golf course, with three or four holes to go, I don't feel like I am going to make a bogey coming down the stretch. If I can make one or two birdies, then it is going to make it even more difficult. I drive the ball straight. I hit a lot of fairways. I think that is important in Match Play. You want to be in every hole. When you get to the green, you want to have an opportunity, some type of putt or an easy chip, you know, to win the hole. If you can do that all day long. That is what you have to do in Match Play.

 

[Legend]

Phil Mickelson - Great Player.

USA . USA. USA

 

[Harveys_Hammers]

Europe
Europe
Europe

 

[Scotty Mac]

oh yes! i can do the homer simpson in-the-burger-que-to-win-free-chips-in-the-1988-olympics chant now

USA USA USA!