Doro 8030 mobile phone

[LamieRobertson]

You two, put your handbags down and kiss and make up

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

You two, put your handbags down and kiss and make up

I'm just giving you a breather

 

[BensGrandad]

You have a false sense of your own grand importance BG.

For an old man you talk like an arrogant fool.

In all the threads you post and contribute too --- as far as I can remember you have never shown a sense of humour ---- ever.

The two fellas that sat near to you told me what you were like.

Years later all I can say they were right.

You have one over me as I cannot remember the two you mention but if it is who I think you are referring to I wouldnt place too much emphasis on their view. As anybody who knows me well will tell you I have a sense of humour which is shown by my continual posts on here but I do get annoyed with endless slagging off.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

You have one over me as I cannot remember the two you mention but if it is who I think you are reffering to I wouldnt place too much emphasis on their view.

So you can remember them then.
Do you remember arguing with them one week then taking various cut outs from the papers to try to prove you were right the next week.
That sums you up to be honest.

 

[Beach Hut]

Flounce alert

 

[BensGrandad]

So you can remember them then.
Do you remember arguing with them one week then taking various cut outs from the papers to try to prove you were right the next week.
That sums you up to be honest.

No I do not remember either and I was just assuming who it would have been. I thought that it would have been 2 people who I fell out with for insulting and ridiculing my mentally handicapped brother in law. Other than that I cannot think of anybpdy else who fits the bill If you ask them where they sat at Withdean I may be able to throw more light on it.

 

[Dick Head]

My phone keeps showing a message insufficient memory so went into Vodafone who said it was due to the apps installed and checked that the only ones installed are the ones needed for the program and installed by manufacturers. They suggested I get an upgrade and suggested a Samsung A5 with 32 GB of memory. Anybody who has one can you tell me if it is easy to use, very loud on ringtone, and speaking volume and if a tune can be installed as a call ringtone and also a message ringtone.

I am a man who tends to act on impulse and after reading this thread and the views expressed a Doro will be ordered

It takes you quite a long time to act on impulse.

 

[BensGrandad]

It takes you quite a long time to act on impulse.

I had made my mind up that it was to be a new phone just what make and model was the question.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

No I do not remember either and I was just assuming who it would have been. I thought that it would have been 2 people who I fell out with for insulting my mentally handicapped brother in law. Other than that I cannot think of anybpdy else who fits the bill

These blokes were nice fellas so very poor excuse on your part.

I got better things to do now so nighty night

 

[BensGrandad]

These blokes were nice fellas so very poor excuse on your part.

I got better things to do now so nighty night

Obviously not the two I thought so cant help you further.

 

[hart's shirt]

I am a man who tends to act on impulse

Video footage has emerged of BG in his younger years...

 

[Colonel Angus]

Getting back to the important stuff about phones, I just found the lyrics for the song in the original Omsung Phine advert, titled ‘Me Omsung Phine’:

A gentleman's got a walking stich
A seaman's got a gaff
And the merry men of Robin Hood
They used a quarterstaff

On the Spanish plains inside their canes
They hide their ruddy swords
But we make do with an Omsung Phine
And everyone applauds

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,hey!
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

When punting on the beautiful Thames
You use a sturdy pole
To protect their fair complexion
Ladies use a parasol
It's useful in the underbrush
To have a hefty spear
Right
But what we do with an Omsung Phine
Makes everybody cheer

1, 2, 3, ho
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

'Ere we go, mate
A flyer in an air-e-o-plane
He steers it with a stick
He does?
A collier in the pits o' Wales
He leans upon his pick
That's right
Now every wheel of an automobile
Revolves around a shaft
(Hey)
But what we do with an Omsung Phine
Makes everyone go daft

And 1, 2
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, hey
And a 1, 2, 3, 4 and a 5 and a 6 and a 7, ho
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine!!

 

[Lindfield23]

Getting back to the important stuff about phones, I just found the lyrics for the song in the original Omsung Phine advert, titled ‘Me Omsung Phine’:

A gentleman's got a walking stich
A seaman's got a gaff
And the merry men of Robin Hood
They used a quarterstaff

On the Spanish plains inside their canes
They hide their ruddy swords
But we make do with an Omsung Phine
And everyone applauds

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,hey!
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

When punting on the beautiful Thames
You use a sturdy pole
To protect their fair complexion
Ladies use a parasol
It's useful in the underbrush
To have a hefty spear
Right
But what we do with an Omsung Phine
Makes everybody cheer

1, 2, 3, ho
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

'Ere we go, mate
A flyer in an air-e-o-plane
He steers it with a stick
He does?
A collier in the pits o' Wales
He leans upon his pick
That's right
Now every wheel of an automobile
Revolves around a shaft
(Hey)
But what we do with an Omsung Phine
Makes everyone go daft

And 1, 2
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, hey
And a 1, 2, 3, 4 and a 5 and a 6 and a 7, ho
Me Omsung Phine, me Omsung Phine
You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shine
But you'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine

You'd better never bother with me Omsung Phine!!

Poetry, pure poetry

 

[maltaseagull]

So you can remember them then.
Do you remember arguing with them one week then taking various cut outs from the papers to try to prove you were right the next week.


That sums you up to be honest.

How pendandtic is that?

Ohh!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

How pendandtic is that?

Ohh!

Who asked you

 

[maltaseagull]

Who asked you

Nobody. But if it's a private discussion there are PMs ?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Nobody. But if it's a private discussion there are PMs ?

Go and polish your medal

 

[maltaseagull]

Go and polish your medal

There is an alternative reply to that but I am far too polite to post it.
But you probably know what I mean.

I cannot understand why I removed the ignore from your posts. Easily fixed though

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

There is an alternative reply to that but I am far too polite to post it.
But you probably know what I mean.

I cannot understand why I removed the ignore from your posts. Easily fixed though

Well done ------------ you brought nothing to the debate because you were not there when I met the fellas that used to sit next to BG years ago.
So butt out

 

[BensGrandad]

Well done ------------ you brought nothing to the debate because you were not there when I met the fellas that used to sit next to BG years ago.
So butt out

I am completely bewildered now as the people I sat next to at Withdean all sit near me at The Amex as we bought a complete row at the outset., That is all bar my brothers best mate and his daughter and brother who I have a drink with most weeks but they bought seats in West Upper. So you and your gang have lost me.