[Albion] Don’t we know this idiot ?

[Paulie Gualtieri]

For the benefit of any NSC newcomers, Tim Hodges has always been a joke on here, albeit a painfully unfunny one.

Of course, even more pitiful would be if the OP actually was Tim Hodges publicizing his latest vanity project.

But in fairness to Tim, it must be a particularly tough time at the moment with his track record in elections.

Withdean in 2019. Hangleton & Knoll in 2023. Still, politics' loss is comedy's gain though. Right? Not quite.

To paraphrase a real comedy genius in Mrs Merton, "Tim, they're not laughing with you..."

I’ve been on here 6 years and have no idea who he is? Is this “Timmy”, the Fog whisperer that’s referenced time to time?

What’s the back story?

 

[Triggaaar]

To be fair it does take some bollocks to attempt standup.

Well almost. It does for people with self-awareness

 

[Chicken Run]

Was it to be an eliminator to fight Bushy ?

Well if it was and iirc then HT must of won that eliminator

 

[Falmerfourtickets]

I don't know the bloke but I once got a PM from him out of the blue, commenting on something I'd written. I won't go into too much detail (it was a private message, after all) but he came across as someone who said a lot of things on NSC for effect. I had a brief exchange with him and he certainly didn't strike me as someone unpleasant at all - certainly not worthy of the level of abuse he gets on here - but he does seem to have a need to draw attention to himself: who knows why?

Hi Tim, seeing as only you and I on here know you worked for Lloyds in reinsurance you've kind of given yourself away. I've also retired aged 55 after a career spanning 30yrs in the military and police...quite a lot achieved.

I knew it was you Cruet!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Was it to be an eliminator to fight Bushy ?

Ha ha. Me and Bushy kissed and made up….over about 5 or 6 pints.

 

[Falmerfourtickets]

The last I heard of him, he was working as an admin clerk in Haywards Heath after being made redundant from his admin clerk role in London many many years ago



And I don't think it was ever disputed that he was full of bollocks

I kill that Sam

 

[Triggaaar]

I went to school with Tim and to give him his dues he is a tryer, never particularly talented at anything, apart from selling insurance

You surprise me

 

[Triggaaar]

I don’t believe Timmy sold insurance - he was a Lloyds of London reinsurance broker ( from a council estate) I say was as I believe he is now retired at 55. What an under achiever

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? What next, are you going to log into another account and quote your OP claiming you're incredibly funny?

And you want to tell us all that you're a high achiever and retired early

You've chosen the wrong place to get validation from showing off.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

 

[WATFORD zero]

I don’t believe Timmy sold insurance - he was a Lloyds of London reinsurance broker ( from a council estate) I say was as I believe he is now retired at 55. What an under achiever

It doesn't seem to say anything about retiring at 55 from Lloyds of london from your friends at Brighton and Hove News

Pension regulator taken to court over alleged age discrimination

Maybe a different Tim Hodges

 

[Muzzman]

No. I don’t ‘know’ this idiot, hard to know someone based on their online persona, however, seeming as I only have their online persona to base my opinion on. He’s obviously a twat.

 

[London Pompous]

Isn’t he the geezer who threatened to get NSC closed down unless they removed all his posts when he called himself Hove Born Inbred? Think it was because he was scared his posts might come back to bite him in terms of his political career.

 

[Hamilton]

Awful comedy. They obviously don’t teach comedy at the Brighton Comedy School or whatever it is.

 

[The Clamp]

I don’t know much about the bloke except that he gave Bozza a hard time.

And that he’s a pretty shit comedian.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

It doesn't seem to say anything about retiring at 55 from Lloyds of london from your friends at Brighton and Hove News

Pension regulator taken to court over alleged age discrimination

Maybe a different Tim Hodges

I know people that work for the Pensions Regulator and not one has suggested it is stressful there. Imagine how stressed poor Timmy would have been if he really had become a councillor A deluded fool.

 

[Chicken Run]

I know people that work for the Pensions Regulator and not one has suggested it is stressful there. Imagine how stressed poor Timmy would have been if he really had become a councillor A deluded fool.

He’d be stressed alright, i’d be emailing him every week moaning about refuse collection, bi weekly about recycling collection and on top of that the plans for Benfield valley

 

[Klaas]

I don't know the bloke but I once got a PM from him out of the blue, commenting on something I'd written. I won't go into too much detail (it was a private message, after all) but he came across as someone who said a lot of things on NSC for effect. I had a brief exchange with him and he certainly didn't strike me as someone unpleasant at all - certainly not worthy of the level of abuse he gets on here - but he does seem to have a need to draw attention to himself: who knows why?

You must have missed the time he broke a cyclist's arm then. Amongst other things.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I know Tim gets slated here by default but that was a decent effort for me. Audience seemed to like it as well

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I know Tim gets slated here by default but that was a decent effort for me. Audience seemed to like it as well

The think the give away on the "audience seemed to like it" was that it was filmed for a comedy school .... call me cynical but I suspect the audience were fellow students.

 

[The Clamp]

I had a friend who did the comedy course. He was supposed to join all the other students for an end of course stand up “graduation” show.

A few of us mates were going to watch it.

However he sent our friend group a message reading

“I’m pulling out of the gig. I’m not funny and to be honest, these people are the unfunniest bunch of *expletive* I’ve ever met. It will be awful so I’m binning it off”

Well, he meant to send it to our friend group.

Can anyone guess what group he sent it to by mistake?