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ozseagull

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Jun 27, 2013
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Go out on the beers after a win and recreate the goals by demonstrating on a rather large cardboard box.

Because the cardboard box may be somebodies house and they might be home!! :ffsparr:

Emptied my pockets and apologised a thousand times.

Whoops

To clarify nobody was injured. Thankfully.
 




AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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keep up the good work:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
Go out on the beers after a win and recreate the goals by demonstrating on a rather large cardboard box.

Because the cardboard box may be somebodies house and they might be home!! :ffsparr:

Emptied my pockets and apologised a thousand times.



Whoops

To clarify nobody was injured. Thankfully.
 










PILTDOWN MAN

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NSC Patron
Sep 15, 2004
19,641
Hurst Green
It was not funny and the 50p did not go very far :( ...........oh and my cardboard villa is now a wreck!!!

Cardboard box, you were lucky.
 




spongy

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Aug 7, 2011
2,780
Burgess Hill
Years ago I was hammered on a night out in town, I had that feeling of impending peuk coming on so I stumbled around the back of the Brighton Centre and chundered everywhere:sick:

I was half way through throwing up when I realised I'd started throwing up on a sleeping bag, worse still the sleeping bag moved and the realisation of what I was doing sunk in but I couldn't just stop.:nono:

He got very angry, I got scared and ran away.:nono::nono::nono:
 




BrianWade4

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Aug 17, 2010
3,152
A nice bit of South London
Years ago I was hammered on a night out in town, I had that feeling of impending peuk coming on so I stumbled around the back of the Brighton Centre and chundered everywhere:sick:

I was half way through throwing up when I realised I'd started throwing up on a sleeping bag, worse still the sleeping bag moved and the realisation of what I was doing sunk in but I couldn't just stop.:nono:I

He got very angry, I got scared and ran away.:nono::nono::nono:

Tactically, you played this all wrong. As soon as the sleeping bag moved and you realised there was some poor chap in there, you should've punched him ruddy hard in the face. Knocked him out. Pre-emotive strike. Result - no need to run or be scared
 


spongy

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Aug 7, 2011
2,780
Burgess Hill
Tactically, you played this all wrong. As soon as the sleeping bag moved and you realised there was some poor chap in there, you should've punched him ruddy hard in the face. Knocked him out. Pre-emotive strike. Result - no need to run or be scared

It's all very well in hindsight but I try not to punch anyone unless it is totally and completely necessary in a self preservation scenario. And I was only 19 at the time, I probably would have had my head kicked in by a peuked on tramp. Not something I'd ever want on my life CV.:lolol::lolol:
 


hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
Years ago I was hammered on a night out in town, I had that feeling of impending peuk coming on so I stumbled around the back of the Brighton Centre and chundered everywhere:sick:

I was half way through throwing up when I realised I'd started throwing up on a sleeping bag, worse still the sleeping bag moved and the realisation of what I was doing sunk in but I couldn't just stop.:nono:

He got very angry, I got scared and ran away.:nono::nono::nono:

Thanks!! I was fast asleep as well :angry:
 


Freddie Goodwin.

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Mar 31, 2007
7,186
Brighton
Years ago I was hammered on a night out in town, I had that feeling of impending peuk coming on so I stumbled around the back of the Brighton Centre and chundered everywhere:sick:

I was half way through throwing up when I realised I'd started throwing up on a sleeping bag, worse still the sleeping bag moved and the realisation of what I was doing sunk in but I couldn't just stop.:nono:



He got very angry, I got scared and ran away.:nono::nono::nono:


Thanks for giving me one of those prized moments when I really do 'laugh out loud' in front of the screen!
 


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