[News] Don’t ask for vinegar in Leeds

[Tim Over Whelmed]

He'll end up on skid roe!

 

[wardy wonder land]

Sarsons MALT vinegar always

mind you, he should have taken this with a pinch of salt

 

[BigBod]

Sounds like he's been done up like a kipper....

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

He'll get fined to the TUNA thousands of pounds

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

STOP PRESS: Yorkshire Evening Post now reporting that the vinegar incident has led to a wave of chippie related attacks over the consistency of the mushy peas. Police are appealing for calm. A police spokesperson is quoted as saying 'All we are saying, is give peas a chance'

 

[Notters]

Got very confused the first time I got fish and chips up here.

Firstly you have to say "fish and chips twarce" not "two fish and chips" or they don't get what you're saying.
Secondly they ask if you want salt and vinegar, but you then have to put it on yourself.
And it's all haddock up here, not cod.
And mushy peas are just called peas.
Then there's the scraps!

They don't half taste better cooked in dripping though.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

If it goes to court, the chippie owner will be in the (had)dock....but may get let trout on bail.

 

[A1X]

He'd better drop the attitude if he goes to prison, else he might have a battered sausage

 

[Birdie Boy]

He might be vinegaretting asking for this this now.

 

[portlock seagull]

Got very confused the first time I got fish and chips up here.

Firstly you have to say "fish and chips twarce" not "two fish and chips" or they don't get what you're saying.
Secondly they ask if you want salt and vinegar, but you then have to put it on yourself.
And it's all haddock up here, not cod.
And mushy peas are just called peas.
Then there's the scraps!

They don't half taste better cooked in dripping though.

Barbarians. Frankly we don’t need to nor should we lower our southern standards. Next you’ll be telling us they don’t use forks?

 

[portlock seagull]

Got very confused the first time I got fish and chips up here.

Firstly you have to say "fish and chips twarce" not "two fish and chips" or they don't get what you're saying.
Secondly they ask if you want salt and vinegar, but you then have to put it on yourself.
And it's all haddock up here, not cod.
And mushy peas are just called peas.
Then there's the scraps!

They don't half taste better cooked in dripping though.

Barbarians. Frankly we don’t need to nor should we lower our southern standards. Next you’ll be telling us they don’t use forks?

 

[Reagulls]

sounds like a load of pollocks to me.....

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The owner regrets his actions now as he has had time to Mullet over.

 

[Nottseagull]

Firstly you have to say "fish and chips twarce" not "two fish and chips"

Avoids the ambiguity of "Izzat juss one porsher n'chips?"

And it's all haddock up here, not cod.

Well, it is the tastier fish.

And mushy peas are just called peas.

Having lived here almost 40 years, I'm now of the opinion that it would be just as odd to offer garden peas as it would carrots.

Then there's the scraps!

Indeed, I've seen many a fight inside and outside the chippies after pub closing time

 

[catfish]

Carpe diem as they say.