Ballotelli's absolute FLAIR bit of control with his heel on the camera-side touchline to keep the ball in play takes him right out of the donkey reckoning, IMO. And Torres' display doesn't compare in terms of awfulness with RvP's. He was WOEFUL and the reason the Dutch lost yesterday. Still, Kerzhakov and in particular, Samaras lead the field for me. I'm worried that Carroll may challenge Samaras should he play, but I don't think he'll start.