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Dog poo, what can I do?
- Thread starter adrian29uk
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wallington seagull
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- Sep 8, 2003
- 426
Does anyone remember the last time they saw white dog poo? Saw some in Gillingham, last time we played there away
The Large One
Who's Next?
No, that was the locals. They all look like that I'm afraid.
The Fifth Column
Lazy mug
Sprinkle some broken glass all over the verge and some chocolate pieces (which is poisonous to dogs), also lace some meatballs with paracetomol and other painkillers then watch and laugh as dogs with bleeding paws go spastic and then overdose outside your house, happy days. 
Southern Toon
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- Aug 6, 2010
- 220
Some dog owners dont give a shit, Try beating the crap out of them.
manilaseagull
Used to be Swindonseagull
wow internet tough guy
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Just send some pics with a letter of complaint to council Environmental Health dept.They will either send out a dog warden or get it cleaned up for you.
Sprinkle some broken glass all over the verge and some chocolate pieces (which is poisonous to dogs), also lace some meatballs with paracetomol and other painkillers then watch and laugh as dogs with bleeding paws go spastic and then overdose outside your house, happy days.
I'm surprised that nobody has said this already - collect the poo in a large paper bag, deposit the bag at the front door of the badly behaved Dog owner, set light to the bag, ring the doorbell and walk away.
Watch while dog owner stamps on bag to extinguish the fire.
Laugh.
Watch while dog owner stamps on bag to extinguish the fire.
Laugh.
armchairclubber
Well-known member
I know moth balls work with cats for sure. Just buy a pack at your local pound shop and throw them over affected area (having cleaned !). Scent may send them elsewhere. Worth a try as cheap option even though Family Guys method more fun !
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
- 18,227
Putting a side all the a) hilarious comments b) those who assume you've got all day and night to watch day after day for the offender (FFS.....), I've got some practical advice because this was also happening outside our house until recently.
Remove dirt then clean area with some weak disinfectent. The offending dog is less likely to do again, as are any others, because the scent's been neutralised. Did this 2 weeks ago and it seems to have worked. But always try and remember, it's not the dog's fault, it's the owner. Please don't be tempted to leave broken glass, poison etc because you'll likely only hurt the innocent and responsible pet owners who live locally to you.
Remove dirt then clean area with some weak disinfectent. The offending dog is less likely to do again, as are any others, because the scent's been neutralised. Did this 2 weeks ago and it seems to have worked. But always try and remember, it's not the dog's fault, it's the owner. Please don't be tempted to leave broken glass, poison etc because you'll likely only hurt the innocent and responsible pet owners who live locally to you.
Lush
Mods' Pet
Ask the council to put a dog poo bin nearby? Or put up a proper 'clean up after your dog' warning sign?
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
- 18,227
Doesn't work - we have a dog bin opposite our house and still people don't pick up. You're dealing with the genetically lazy and inconsiderate (similarly there are 5 litter bins on our road and still the school kids chuck it on the floor. Human litter is far greater problem believe me!). Best remedy is as I said e.g. Dog will do business elsewhere, sadly becomes someone elses problem. But that's life - councils prosecute 3.5 people per YEAR for this offence. And that's not even successfully! In other words, chances of catching perpetrator, getting council to take action with a successful outcome are practically zero. And that's before the budget cuts
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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Someone round here is bagging up their dog shit and leaving it on the patio outside my flat.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
I have a dog whose name is Rover, tra la la, tra la la
I have a dog whose name is Rover, whoa shit
I have a dog whose name is Rover
When he shits, he shits all over
Shits all around the room, tra la
Shits all around the room
I have a dog whose name is Tania, tra la la, tra la la
I have a dog whose name is Tania, whoa shit
I have a dog whose name is Tania
When she shits, she shits lasagna
Shits all 'round the room, tra la
Shits all 'round the room.
I've got Rottweiler-Doberman cross, tra la la, tra la la
I've got Rottweiler-Doberman cross, whoa shit
I've got Rottweiler-Doberman cross
Shits where she likes 'cause she's the boss.
Shits all around the room, tra la
Shits all 'round the room.
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I have a dog whose name is Rover, whoa shit
I have a dog whose name is Rover
When he shits, he shits all over
Shits all around the room, tra la
Shits all around the room
I have a dog whose name is Tania, tra la la, tra la la
I have a dog whose name is Tania, whoa shit
I have a dog whose name is Tania
When she shits, she shits lasagna
Shits all 'round the room, tra la
Shits all 'round the room.
I've got Rottweiler-Doberman cross, tra la la, tra la la
I've got Rottweiler-Doberman cross, whoa shit
I've got Rottweiler-Doberman cross
Shits where she likes 'cause she's the boss.
Shits all around the room, tra la
Shits all 'round the room.
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