I wasn't best pleased to find out that the chalk was in fact white dog poo.
Starter for 10
Why dont you get white dog poo anymore?
I wasn't best pleased to find out that the chalk was in fact white dog poo.
Starter for 10
Why dont you get white dog poo anymore?
That is because Labour have ignored the rights of white dog poo and the country has been overrun by coloured dog poo.
Right, I'm really angry.
Not sure what it's like where you work / live, but I've just about had enough of the ****s in Clerkenwell who let their dogs shit all over the pavements. The streets round where I work have become a minefield of dog crap. It's so bad that the council have taken to cordoning off sections of pavement rather than clearing the dog muck up.
I've just been up to Exmouth Market for my lunch, and while I was queuing for a sarnie, I saw some **** chav swagger up the road with his mate and his pitbull. I just knew what was going to happen next. Sure enough, the dog stops to have a big dump outside one of the cafes, and the dog 'owner' just swaggers off up the road and ignores it.
What the f*** can be done to sort these scumbags out?! I didn't say anything cos I'm a coward and didn't fancy getting my face panned in. But something has to be done.
My three-month old son will be crawling and then toddling before long. But it's not safe to take your kids out onto the pavements these days.
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That was clearly written by a NINE year old
(with spellcheck)
Dogs are nothing but furry shit machines.
At least a cat will scurry into an alleyway, paw over some dirt and then hang its head in shame for a week, whereas Mr. Dog shits on the street then acts like he's won the lottery.
Dogs are nothing but furry shit machines.
At least a cat will scurry into an alleyway, paw over some dirt and then hang its head in shame for a week, whereas Mr. Dog shits on the street then acts like he's won the lottery.
Or drop it down the back of their shirt, slap them on the back, and run.Or walk up behind them and sneak it in their pocket.
Starter for 10
Why dont you get white dog poo anymore?
Its in my book "does anything eat Wasps?".
Apparently it is because these days tour average dog does not get as many bones as in yesteryear because everything is de-boned at the supermarket so less calcium in their diet, also food colourants dye the turds so ones that would be white still look sort of clay coloured.
We used to call white dog shit "Fossil Turds" and some of them I remember as akid walking to school were there for years.