[Help] Dog Farts

[BN9 BHA]

And people pay actual money to have these things in their houses...?

Can’t really disagree, I keep telling myself be careful what you wish for

 

[BN9 BHA]

On which note, has anyone ever tried lighting a dogs fart?

The house, the road and probably half of Newhaven would explode, no I’m not going there……

 

[AmexRuislip]

The house, the road and probably half of Newhaven would explode, no I’m not going there……

Even an atom bomb couldn't regenerate Newhaven.
It'll still appear from a time long ago.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Even an atom bomb couldn't regenerate Newhaven.
It'll still appear from a time long ago.

The dog smells better than a few of the houses I’ve worked in.

 

[Justice]

The dog smells better than a few of the houses I’ve worked in.

Those jobs when you arrive they come out with some bullshit excuse to why the house is a tip the worst one I did was a dog that was out of control they kept in a bedroom the dog had destroyed everything and chewed through cables, the room was covered in dog shit and stank horrendously. I left A because it was a shit hole and B I could have waded in dog Shit for a morning and wasn’t sure this lot would pay me.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Those jobs when you arrive they come out with some bullshit excuse to why the house is a tip the worst one I did was a dog that was out of control they kept in a bedroom the dog had destroyed everything and chewed through cables, the room was covered in dog shit and stank horrendously. I left A because it was a shit hole and B I could have waded in dog Shit for a morning and wasn’t sure this lot would pay me.

I have walked away from a few houses because of the mess, one landlord asked me to price some work, as soon as I walked in and saw dog shit on the floor I was off. Just told the landlord I was allergic to dogs and couldn’t work there, not my issue to tell them their tenants were scum.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I think we need more threads like this ….although i am surprised no one has mentioned how this excessive farting is possibly one of the reasons for ‘climate change’

 

[DJ NOBO]

Honotable mention for cat farts.
Repulsive and they don’t give a f*** about victims.

 

[Is it PotG?]

My cat does NOT break wind, of course she doesn't.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Dog farts and makes the cat vomit.

 

[Whoislloydy]

As others have said its their diet probably. If you notice stools not right get to a vet. Mine had a bad case of Giardia this time last year

My dog had that too earlier this year, his stomach was rotten! Two rounds of the medication did the job though and his stomach has been great since.

He likely got it from drinking from dirty puddles on walks in the forest.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I've blown a monkey at the vets today when the dog decided to eat some chocolate raisens that the kids dropped. On the flip side, it doesn't fart without anything left in its stomach. Whilst our approach works, I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Superphil]

Wife farts can be a bit ghastly too on occasion.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

We always take a small bottle of lavender spray when we take our dog dibs to the pub. It prevents him clearing the bar and getting us banned.

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

We ‘adopted’ a lab, where his previous owners feed him on Sainsbury’s own brand cheap rubbish, the smells were horrendous. We quickly moved him on to Beta Pet, the brand that my late dad, used to feed all his dogs, and we have always followed his advice and feed all our dogs that brand too. No more smells, no more upset tummies.