[Help] "Does this make me look fat?"

[TomandJerry]

How do you answer the dreaded question if the answer is yes?

 

[LamieRobertson]

I normally offer my congratulations

 

[TomandJerry]

I normally offer my congratulations

I would but i know the woman is not pregnant

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Just say "yes, it does"
What could possibly go wrong with telling the truth?

 

[Wellesley]

You say 'No, that dress doesn't make you look fat, it's your humongous arse and big flabby belly that do. '

 

[WATFORD zero]

You could ask if your balls look big in these

 

[Brok]

Go on a diet.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I would but i know the woman is not pregnant

She could be fibbing

 

[LamieRobertson]

Just say "yes, it does"
What could possibly go wrong with telling the truth?

Honesty is the best policy apart from when lying is

 

[Pickles]

Be diplomatic along the lines of...

'Not at all, but maybe something else would make you look even slimmer'.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

“Let me step back a bit so I can take all of you in”.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

How do you answer the dreaded question if the answer is yes?

Calling Dr No

 

[Washie]

No, it isn't the dress.

 

[jackanada]

How do you answer the dreaded question if the answer is yes?

"No it doesn't" is both the correct and truthful answer.
What makes them look fat is being a massive fatty fat fat. Not pointing this out could be construed as lying by omission but it's advisable.

 

[Two Professors]

Yes,but then you look fat in everything.Only I can see your inner beauty!

 

[Hampster Gull]

The answer is yes. Little lies end up being big ones and you’ll be telling her you love her before you know it

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Be diplomatic along the lines of...

'Not at all, but maybe something else would make you look even slimmer'.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Its not the old pink leggings is it?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Just start singing..."you're, once, twice, three times a lady" then have it away on your toes.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

How do you answer the dreaded question if the answer is yes?

There is no correct answer. It is a TRAP!