Gazwag
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But then after the initial disappointment, you find out she makes a smashing casserole.
and afterwards you slip upstairs and turn off the lights and are a bit disappointed you might not get an earthshatteringly mad night of filth but at the end of the day a shag is a shag. Better to get one than none at all, and you never know you might actually enjoy it more than you originally thought.