Does anyone want to buy a job lot of METHANE?

[Hiney]

Because I've got a tanker load of it.

Roast Dinner last night
Bowl of All-Bran for breakfast today
Swedish meatballs in a french stick this evening

It f***ing STINKS in my house

 

[John Boy]

DARE you to LIGHT a match

 

[Hiney]

DARE you to LIGHT a match

If I lit a MATCH you would feel the ERUPTION in Brighton!

 

[Robot Chicken]

Has anyone tried to light their own farts?

 

[John Boy]

Happy b-day Penguin

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Has anyone tried to light their own farts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOvLtqRh3po

 

[Hiney]

Has anyone tried to light their own farts?

Yes, yes I have

Happy Birthday Monsignor Penguin

 

[Robot Chicken]

Happy b-day Penguin

 

[colinpants]

Give the wife a dutch oven.

 

[Blackadder]

Because I've got a tanker load of it.

Roast Dinner last night
Bowl of All-Bran for breakfast today
Swedish meatballs in a french stick this evening

It f***ing STINKS in my house

You just needed some Brussel Sprouts and Guinness to wash that lot down Hiney (**Inserts Smelly bastard smiley here**)

 

[Race]

Because I've got a tanker load of it.

Roast Dinner last night
Bowl of All-Bran for breakfast today
Swedish meatballs in a french stick this evening

It f***ing STINKS in my house

Oh my word! Mind you that will keep the burglars away Hope you didnt shove Mrs Hineys head under the covers you dirty bugger!