DOES anyone KNOW a good solicitor ?

[El Presidente]

I think that you find Ernest has never touched a bush in his life!!!

Those who have SCENE his photographs from THIALAND with GUPPY know the full STOREE

 

[Beach Hut]

Those who have SCENE his photographs from THIALAND with GUPPY know the full STOREE

Indeed, it would be enough for a Sunday Supplement.

Talking of the great man I saw him at the Amex the other day looking sensational as ever.

 

[portslade seagull]

usually see Guppy waiting for the train, he just hasn't changed

 

[screamadelica]

JUST had the OLD bill at the DOOR saying that they HAVE had complaints about some men at DUKES Mound earlier in the WEEK getting up to NO good in the BUSHES and one answered to MY description. I said IT was a CASE of MISTEAKEN identity and WE weren't UP to no GOOD but it was an accident WHERE my BELT had broken and my trousers HAD slipped round my ankles AND I was simply BENT over to pull them up and MY friend MICHAEL was helping me.

NOW they WANT me to go to Brighton POLICE station for an ID parade. DOES anyone KNOW a good solicitor AS I don't WANT my good name DRAGGED into this ?

You need to think of what it will do to Simmos wife if this gets out

 

[big hilda]

If he wants to ADVERTISE his full English extra large prize winning SUSSEX sausage who are we to PONTIFICATE? Next time don't DRAW attention to yourself by wearing your BHAFC hi-vis stewards jacket.

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

usually see Guppy waiting for the train, he just hasn't changed

I remember Guppy from first ever away trip to Oldham over 25 years ago, every time I see him he doesn't seem to have changed.

 

[Nibble]

Is it me or is Ernest really unfunny? I'm willing to accept it's me (and remain happy with that).

 

[Ernest]

Is it me or is Ernest really unfunny? I'm willing to accept it's me (and remain happy with that).

No it's not you, a bad case of piles is funnier

 

[Beach Hut]

Is it me or is Ernest really unfunny? I'm willing to accept it's me (and remain happy with that).

It's you as Ernest is a class actor

 

[Nibble]

It's you as Ernest is a class actor

Rightio.

 

[8ace]

Is it me or is Ernest really unfunny? I'm willing to accept it's me (and remain happy with that).

It's you.

 

[Nibble]

It's you.

As stated, I'm happy with that. I think I found it more unfunny due to Simmo Says kissing his arse all day long.

 

[Beach Hut]

As stated, I'm happy with that. I think I found it more unfunny due to Simmo Says kissing his arse all day long.

Perhaps there is a bit of jealousy as no-one kisses your arse ?

 

[Nibble]

Perhaps there is a bit of jealousy as no-one kisses your arse ?

Yes, that'll be it.

 

[Ernest]

Perhaps there is a bit of jealousy as no-one kisses your arse ?

I THINK he is JEALOUS of the GROOVY gang

 

[Beach Hut]

I THINK he is JEALOUS of the GROOVY gang

Yes another contender for membership of this great club

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

As stated, I'm happy with that. I think I found it more unfunny due to Simmo Says kissing his arse all day long.

Carry on--you will soon get a similar reputation if you keep mentioning me

 

[Dewe-Road-Gull]

Carry on--you will soon get a similar reputation if you keep mentioning me

 

[The Truth]

Perhaps there is a bit of jealousy as no-one kisses your arse ?

Hang on a minute! I kiss his arse more than regularly. He's in Robin Hood for Christ sake!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Hang on a minute! I kiss his arse more than regularly. He's in Robin Hood for Christ sake!

Cant be arsed --the footies starting ----is he on the Oscars tonight