[Misc] Do you/would you have a poo whilst your partner is in the bath/brushing their teeth in the same bathroom?

[Comrade Sam]

I think my wife would prefer if she wasn't in the house when I took a dump.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think my wife would prefer if she wasn't in the house when I took a dump.

Or more likely that you weren't.

 

[Swimboy64]

It happens from time to time
Mrs Swim sometimes reciprocates

 

[Birdie Boy]

If I'm having a dump and the wife is brushing her teeth, she will walk out. If she is having a dump, I carry on brushing my teeth.

 

[Swimboy64]

It’s not really a big deal
To quote Wayne Dyer “ When you change the way you see things,the things you see change”. Simple,ask your partner to give this principle a go it really changes your world

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I sometimes wish I could find a way of not being in the room when I have a dump.

Just open the window and let it all hang out.

But don't breathe in.

 

[The Clamp]

Certainly not.

 

[bhafc99]

Not the missus no, but I did once briefly date a girl who - on our very first night together, no less - happily swung the en-suite door open while siting on the toilet having a wee, so I come in and carry on chatting.

Yup.

Lasted about six weeks, that one.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Still cracks me up

 

[Papak]

4 x WCs in Papak towers so the situation would never occur fortunately.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Rather poo on the floor and pay 50 Euros.

 

[US Seagull]

I wouldn't particularly have a problem with it, but Mrs S would not tolerate it at all. So it doesn't happen.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Rather poo on the floor and pay 50 Euros.

 

[Sirnormangall]

I’d do it if I was gunning for a divorce, but I’ve yet to reach that point so I’ll tuck the idea away for future use if required.

 

[Comrade Sam]

It’s not really a big deal
To quote Wayne Dyer “ When you change the way you see things,the things you see change”. Simple,ask your partner to give this principle a go it really changes your world

I think the issue is the way you smell things.

 

[jackanada]

Australia? Missed that part. A quick tale from camping in that genteel land.

A couple slope off from the campfire. Just as they pass into darkness the lady calls out:

Ahh shit bags, I forgot I'm on the rag. You'll have to crack us one up the shitter.

 

[Petunia]

The Australian I'm A Celebrity. Where do they go?

I'm hoping they're dumped in a park in Barnsley and have to pass challenges where they eat Rustlers or over boiled vegetables, get chased by XL Bullies and drowned in pigeon shit. Think of it as a foreign exchange.

I’m afraid that’s not the case although it would be quite funny!
They head off into the African jungle.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Is it okay? Absolutely.

Would I do it ever? Possibly, in exceptional circumstances.

Would I avoid doing so at all costs? Definitely.

 

[Scappa]

Not the missus no, but I did once briefly date a girl who - on our very first night together, no less - happily swung the en-suite door open while siting on the toilet having a wee, so I come in and carry on chatting.

Yup.

Lasted about six weeks, that one.

WTF had she been drinking?!

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Unless an absolute emergancy, then no