Apart from taking a week off when my dog died I've had five days off sick in 32 years. Two of those were with the norovirus and one was a suspected heart attack.
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Apart from taking a week off when my dog died I've had five days off sick in 32 years. Two of those were with the norovirus and one was a suspected heart attack.
Apart from taking a week off when my dog died I've had five days off sick in 32 years. Two of those were with the norovirus and one was a suspected heart attack.
I had two months off when my lung collapsed 10 years ago.
The problem is that some firms use sickness records as part of the process when determining who to boot out for redundancy, so unless it is communicated that your sick record will never count against you, people will still come in.To add to my earlier post where I noted a dislike of those that gleefully milk the system, I feel it should also be noted that holier than thou 'If I'm breathing I'm working' types are just as bloody bad.
I absolutely get it if you're self-employed, no issue whatsoever, you don't work and it hits you straight in the pocket. However, if you work in an office with paid sick leave and you drag yourself with flu/norovurus/leprosy you're not impressing anyone. You are instead a selfish tosser likely to infect a bunch of otherwise healthy beings with your illness, probably causing them to go off, increasing the workload for everyone else. Even worse, this will likely cause you to play up as if you're the hero that only you think that you are. Gimp.
Edit; This definitely wasn't written after some cockwomble decided to wipe out half a building by rocking up with what appeared to be a mixture of Ebola and the Plague for a sodding fortnight. Nope.
You don't count as working in higher education, you only work 27 days a year anyway.
I had two months off when my lung collapsed 10 years ago.
Malingerer.
27 HALF days actually.
Plus any time spent with Rachel Burden at BBC 5 Live doesn't count as work.
It certainly counted as pleasure in my book.
I had Peter Allen last week though which didn't have the same effect
I regard Peter Allen as the uncle I never had; I find him a reassuring presence on the radio. Plus he lives not far from me.
He really is an awesome broadcaster who understands the medium perfectly.
I agree he's an excellent presenter, but he didn't give me a boner that's all.
I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I just do not get ill, and do not have the gall to lie and say that I am to get a day off..