NMH
Banned
That's because all Fat Bastards are SELFISH!
"hey you, give me some of that BURGER you fat bastard, and stop being so selfish"
That's because all Fat Bastards are SELFISH!
"hey you, give me some of that BURGER you fat bastard, and stop being so selfish"
I used to smoke, then I stopped in Feb of this year prior to a trip home to Australia where my whole family is anti-alcohol and smoking. I still hanker for one nearly every day...I know of the potential side effects on my health, I know it stinks, I know everything there is bad to know about it....But I miss it as it was only time I got 5 minutes to myself in this crazy world and a bit of me time, frankly as educated as I am - I couldn't give a stuff what it did to me... odd way of thinking really...
but ignoring warnings and being encouraged to keep smoking by misreading them or bending them to suit yourself (as a smoker) is actually just thick.
Therefore, encourage thick people to smoke themselves to death amongst themselves, and it's a great method for culling the stupid from our species.
I smoke and realise that ALL the problems of this once great country is down to me and the likes of me. I should be put in stocks and flagulated to within an inch of my life and then never spoken to again until I realise the error of my ways. Maybe then and only then this country can aspire to be a world force again.
People are getting into an area of discussion that takes the argument about giving up smoking (or not starting) absolutely nowhere.
"If you smoke, you'll be dead by the time you are fifty" - WRONG
"All smokers contract lung cancer" - WRONG
This leads on to ...
"Anti-smoking arguments are wrong" - QUITE OFTEN
"I'm going to ignore all this and start smoking" - QUITE POSSIBLE
I'd be the last to encourage anyone to take it up. But the exaggerated arguments of some people really don't frighten people off the weed very effectively.
Fat Bastards (generally) don't force you to share their burger.
I have never smoked and don't wish to.
I am not a fat bastard and eat healthily. I exercise often and rarely get angry.
Therefore, I will live forever.
You wont live forever it will just seem like it.
You could eat lots of salad, stop at 3 units of alcohol in any 1 session, never smoke, get on a treadmill at the gym, never get worked up and stressed and live to 90 but what sort of life is that ?.
Churchill drank 2-3 bottles of Port a day, chain smoked large cigars and lived a full and active live into his 80's.
You could eat lots of salad, stop at 3 units of alcohol in any 1 session, never smoke, get on a treadmill at the gym, never get worked up and stressed and live to 90 but what sort of life is that ?.
you could also be hit by a bus tommorow
was in the pub garden of my local about a month ago was a nice evening so sitting out with a couple of friends with a drink and smoking when the people on the next table had the cheek to complain about the smoke, where did they want me to go??
incedentally im for the smoking ban in certian pubs where the ventelation is bad/food is served but overall i would have said the landlord's should have been able to choose wether they allowed smoking or not if there was adequate ventellation etc.
Well of course the landlords SHOULD have been able to decide for themselves but this draconian law allows for no bloody leeway. What is wrong with having a sign on the door saying that this is either a smoking or a non smoking pub ? Then you have the choice of going in or not going in
It would be ironic popping out for a nice healthy jog and getting run over.