Do you like spiders?

[Lush]

Scared of spiders?

Have a butchers at the picture, taken by soldiers serving in Iraq;

They run 10 mph, can jump three feet and are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade.

When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly.

You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.

If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run.

It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top!!!!!!!!

 

[Marc]

when are the fixtures out?

 

[Hilton]

 

[REDLAND]

I heard they can eat a human in 5 minutes !!!


I love Chinese whispers

 

[Juan Albion]

Big spiders are okay but I still prefer women.

 

[John Dorian]

jesus, now thats one place not to go to. I hate spiders ever since my dad ran after me with one in his hands when I was three. I have a harsh life.

 

[Simster]

You've made that up Lush. You can't fool me - I've seen "Alien".

 

[RichieC]

WTF!!!!!!! F*ck that sh*t I'm never going to Iraq

 

[Simster]

WTF!!!!!!! F*ck that sh*t I'm never going to Iraq

Mad murderous dictators, two wars and untold suicide bombings can be coped with, but an oversized spider found in the desert, miles from civilization is a step too far.

 

[broadbelly]

AND I THOUGHT EIGHT LEGGED FREAKES WAS A FICTIONAL FILM
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[John Dorian]

welcome broadbelly.... 7 posts in and a swear word already !!

 

[Trigger]

Look nice on my plate with some chips, salad and a bit of sauce!

 

[kevinsmith]

Thats Iraq off the holiday destinations then

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

that made me shiver!!!

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I better call Expedia and cancel the flight I booked to Iraq!

 

[Strike]

Same here not only are they sick and eat parts of humans, they are cannibals.

 

[Yorkie]

It's not the spiders that you need to be worried about in the Middle East but the scorpions.

 

[Safeway]

Same here not only are they sick and eat parts of humans, they are cannibals.

I think you'll that's one and the same thing.

BTW, saw that pic and supporting story on MONDAY.

 

[Yorkie]

That is quite likely to be a male and female spider.

Quite a few species of spiders have the female spider eating the male after copulation. (spare me the jokes )

 

[Strike]

Really