Do you know WORDS? Do you like the ALBION? Then Put your song idea here!

[Pot noodles for everyone]

To the tune of knick-knack-paddy-whack:

A-C-I-E-E-D
I've been taking lots of E's
with a "nice one, sorted, top one matey"
I've not been getting out much lately.

 

[narly101]

How about this beauty to the tune of Nelly the Elephant

Just before Casper kicks it we go "wooooooooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhh....."

and then even faster than GOSBTS:

Casper Ankergren kicks the ball and pumps it up to Nooney
Off he runs with a trumpety-trump
dum-de-dum-de-dum

Glenn Murray was calling far far away
He boots the ball up to him
And the crowd all shout hooray

...Followed by something about Southampton or Adkins. My creative juices ran a bit dry here.

I quite like this one

 

[Spider]

I can't work out whether you got the joke or whether you deserve a facepalm TWENTY times bigger than the one you were giving out!

By the way, these songs are all well good, but I'm not sure about some of them because they don't have the words Nigel Adkins in them (or Scumhampton, or Stains LOL!!1!)

P.S. What about doing "The Scatman" like this:

Brighton and Hove Albion
bee-bup-bup-budup-bop
bup-bup-budup-bop
bee-bup-bup-budup-bop
bup-bup-budup-bop
Brighton and Hove Albion

The Brighton and Hove Albion bit doesn't quite fit, anyone got any ideas? Maybe Championarnes? Or Nigel Adkins are we keeping up?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

To the the tune of Ee ey adio

Are you keeping up, are you keeping up
Can you hear us Adkins are you keeping up
We are looking down we are looking down
At tossers Southampton
Cause we are wearing the crown

*insert sound of aircraft flying past at very low altitude here*

 

[Chicken Run]

Just one thing, who's organising the balloons for Colchester? oh and

 

[peterward]

No I got it alright, of course its not for real. it just aint funny personally ....you must be bored

 

[Spider]

No I got it alright, of course its not for real. it just aint funny personally ....you must be bored

I just found this genius one which you wrote:

Adkins is a twat and saints fans even more,
Palarse for the drop coz they are so f**king shit

We are Champions so you can take it up the.........

La la la la la la la

Do you think we could get this, and all the other really good Nigel Adkins/SCC/Stains ones printed on a songsheet for Saturday?

 

[peterward]

*insert sound of aircraft flying past at very low altitude here*

*Insert sound of bored individual trying to make their own humour here with OTT and pointless thread here*

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

We've got Gustavo
You've all got polio

We've got Gus Poyet
and we've got Tourette's
(You fuckers)

We've got Calderon
You've left the kettle on <---adds a little bit of panic to their ranks



I've got tons more of these.

 

[Spider]

*Insert sound of bored individual trying to make their own humour here with OTT and pointless thread here*

To be honest, I think that will probably be drowned out by the sound of the aircraft!

 

[Easy 10]

I'm working on a tune at the moment based on the Barbara Dickson/Elaine Paige - 'I Know him So Well' smash hit. I was thinking we could get the Family Stand to take the role of Barbara Dickson and the South Stand blocks A-C to take the role of Elaine Paige. South Stand Blocks D-G could hum the tune, Blocks H-J could clap and the North Stand could gently sway.

How awesome is that?

marvellous.
Perhaps we could persuade Gus to casually wander out onto the pitch, mike in one hand, other hand in his pocket, and deliver one of the final, heartrending lines

"He needs his fantasy and freeeeeeedommm"

Then the fans come in with the big finish

"I know him so...[pregnant pause].............weeeeelllll"


There wouldn't be a dry eye in the house.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

*Insert sound of bored individual trying to make their own humour here with OTT and pointless thread here*

Pointless enough for you to stay on here replying? Pipe down Peter.

 

[peterward]

I just found this genius one which you wrote:

Adkins is a twat and saints fans even more,
Palarse for the drop coz they are so f**king shit

We are Champions so you can take it up the.........

La la la la la la la

Do you think we could get this, and all the other really good Nigel Adkins/SCC/Stains ones printed on a songsheet for Saturday?

Nice of you to add you're own little bit to make try and make your point that little more convincing.

Let me give you a clue. It starts with "I" and end with "Y" and has "ron" in down the middle.

That comment was not to disimilar from your own self generating boredom relief. But hey, if trying to get your kicks from starting pointless OTT threads for your own amusement and then attempting to round on other fans does it for you fella. What ever floats the old boat. We're all fans here.

Like I said before, I got it and it just wasn't funny for this 39 year old.....sorry

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Nice of you to add you're own little bit to make try and make your point that little more convincing.

Let me give you a clue. It starts with "I" and end with "Y" and has "ron" in down the middle.

That comment was not to disimilar from your own self generating boredom relief. But hey, if trying to get your kicks from starting pointless OTT threads for your own amusement and then attempting to round on other fans does it for you fella. What ever floats the old boat. We're all fans here.

Like I said before, I got it and it just wasn't funny for this 39 year old.....sorry

Would it help if we all breathed in helium before singing them?

 

[Spider]

Nice of you to add you're own little bit to make try and make your point that little more convincing.

Let me give you a clue. It starts with "I" and end with "Y" and has "ron" in down the middle.

That comment was not to disimilar from your own self generating boredom relief. But hey, if trying to get your kicks from starting pointless OTT threads for your own amusement and then attempting to round on other fans does it for you fella. What ever floats the old boat. We're all fans here.

Like I said before, I got it and it just wasn't funny for this 39 year old.....sorry

If it was an ironically bad chant then why are you getting so worked up about this thread, which is pretty much the exact same thing?!

(I suspected it was ironic, since even for some on NSC it's too bad to be serious!)

 

[peterward]

Pointless enough for you to stay on here replying? Pipe down Peter.

Fair enough TWOCHOICEStom, respect to you all as a fellow Albion fan. I wouldn't have bothered replying to you guys having fun, other than to be told I didn't get it by a fellow fan. And then to be quoted out of context. right of reply, thats all. I'll buy you all a pint at Notts County. Maybe I am just all to serious and touchy at the minute (personal reasons). The last thing I would ever want is to fall out or piss off you lads who are just trying to have a laugh. apologies Enjoy

 

[peterward]

Would it help if we all breathed in helium before singing them?

And wore your underpants on yer head? then maybe that might actually do it.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Sexy, everything about you so sexy
You don't even know what you got
You really hit my spot
Oh yeah, yeah
And you're so innocent
Please don't take this wrong cos it's a compliment
I just wanna get with your flow
You've gotta learn to let go

Oh baby, won't you

Work, Elli-ot Bennett
Get hot Elli-ot Bennett
Cross in the middle
Let go, Elliot Bennett ohhh (Elli-ot Bennett)
Gimme Elliot Bennett ohhhh
(Elli-ot Bennett, Elli-ot Bennett)

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

And wore your underpants on yer head? then maybe that might actually do it.

That's just silly.

 

[Icy Gull]

Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like mine

err maybe not