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[TWOCHOICEStom]

Hi everyone, I got a song idea that's really sweet! I made up and EVERYTHING!

(To the tune of "Do do do do Adam Virgo")

Do do do do. Gu us Poyet.


p.s Are those seagull shapes in the Amex seats?

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

To the tune of Postman Pat

Gus Poyet Gus Poyet
Gus Poyet and his blue and white team
Early in the season
der.der.der.der...... reason <----need to work on this bit still

Gus Poyet is a very smiley chap

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Or to the tune of Never Ever by All Saints

A few questions that I need to know
how you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what I've done wrong
and how long it's been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention?
Or did I not give enough affection?
Not only will your answers keep me sane
but I'll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter, either way, I have to know
Did I never treat you right?
Did I always start the fight?
Either way, I'm going out of my mind
all the answers to my questions
I have to find

My head's spinning
Boy, I'm in a daze
I feel isolated
Don't wanna communicate

I'll take a shower, I will scour
I will rub
To find peace of mind
The happy mind I once owned, yeah

Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong, no
I'm just waiting
'Cause I heard that this feeling
won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right

I'll keep searching
Deep within my soul
For all the answers
Don't wanna hurt no more

I need peace, got to feel at ease
Need to be.
Free from pain - going insane
My heart aches, yeah

Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head
The alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy,
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong
I'm just waiting
'Cause I heard that this feeling won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When ya gonna take me out of this black hole?
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right x4

You can tell me to my face,
You can tell me on the phone,
Uh, You can write it in a letter, babe
'Cause I really need to know

You can write it in a letter, babe
You can write it in a letter, babe


I haven't actually changed any words. I just quite like that song and think it would be well nice to hear at Withdean.

 

[peterward]

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Yep!
Bring back Norman Wisdom.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"A few questions that I need to know"

God, that line still bugs me! Grammatical bollocks that even a 9 year-old would be ashamed of.

 

[peterward]

Yep!
Bring back Norman Wisdom.

when seagulls collide or siamese seagulls??

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

I've got loads more and they're all coming straight from my head and everything.

To the tune of 'We Rule' by the Wee Papa Girl Rappers

We Rule, Looking from the top
(Oy Adkins, you nob) <---sung as a refrain)
Wee rule
Wee papa rule the dance
In a brand-new stadium
In a tippy-tappy style we rule.
Wee rule
Gus Poyet rule the world the Seagulls
(Oy Adkins, you know) <-----another refrain here. I was thinking we could get the North Stand to do this bit. Perhaps standing up and pointing too
In a brand-new stadium
In League One style we rule


If we could bob up and down too, that would be a nice touch.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Give me a minute, I'm sure I can think of another one.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Ooh, just thought of a belter. To the theme tune of the old Generation Game programme with Brucie.

Tippy is the name of the game.....And I want to play Tappy with you.

and then as the piece de resistance we could all point at Adkins and say "Nice to see you...nice...now f*** off".

I think this one's a real goer.

 

[Blackadder]

Or to the tune of Never Ever by All Saints

A few questions that I need to know
how you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what I've done wrong
and how long it's been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention?
Or did I not give enough affection?
Not only will your answers keep me sane
but I'll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter, either way, I have to know
Did I never treat you right?
Did I always start the fight?
Either way, I'm going out of my mind
all the answers to my questions
I have to find

My head's spinning
Boy, I'm in a daze
I feel isolated
Don't wanna communicate

I'll take a shower, I will scour
I will rub
To find peace of mind
The happy mind I once owned, yeah

Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong, no
I'm just waiting
'Cause I heard that this feeling
won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right

I'll keep searching
Deep within my soul
For all the answers
Don't wanna hurt no more

I need peace, got to feel at ease
Need to be.
Free from pain - going insane
My heart aches, yeah

Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head
The alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy,
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong
I'm just waiting
'Cause I heard that this feeling won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When ya gonna take me out of this black hole?
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right x4

You can tell me to my face,
You can tell me on the phone,
Uh, You can write it in a letter, babe
'Cause I really need to know

You can win with Gus, BHA
You can win with Gus, BHA


I haven't actually changed any words. I just quite like that song and think it would be well nice to hear at Withdean.

I HAVE Changed the words. I think we have a winner. Henceforth we will only sing this.

Happy to help!

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

I HAVE Changed the words. I think we have a winner. Henceforth we will only sing this.

Happy to help!

Genius.


I'm working on a tune at the moment based on the Barbara Dickson/Elaine Paige - 'I Know him So Well' smash hit. I was thinking we could get the Family Stand to take the role of Barbara Dickson and the South Stand blocks A-C to take the role of Elaine Paige. South Stand Blocks D-G could hum the tune, Blocks H-J could clap and the North Stand could gently sway.

How awesome is that?

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

I don't care what we sing as long as we sing it FAST!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

when seagulls collide or siamese seagulls??

Just couldn't make my mind up which way I preferred the seagull facing!

 

[Icy Gull]

We're off to see the Wizards, the Wizards of Gus Poyet

All the best ones are simple, and as already stated sung really fast

Hope you like my contribution, still working on the rest but the potential is enormous

 

[Commander]

How about "Nigel Adkins, you and everyone else who doesn't openly come out and say that we are better than Barcelona and you are shit and Poyet is a better manager than Clough and we are going win the Champions Leage is a c*nt, that's right, a f***ing c*nt so f*** of Palace".

To the tune of Nessun Dorma

 

[sam86]

To the tune of the Cartoon's SMASH HIT "Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang", how about;

"Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang, Walla Walla Bridcutt!"

Sung very, very fast of course.

 

[Titanic]

To be sung at full gallop...

Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball we seem to fly
You'll hear about us everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of the CHAMPIONS! It's us of course!

 

[bigmanrob]

To the the tune of Ee ey adio

Are you keeping up, are you keeping up
Can you hear us Adkins are you keeping up
We are looking down we are looking down
At tossers Southampton
Cause we are wearing the crown

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

How about this beauty to the tune of Nelly the Elephant

Just before Casper kicks it we go "wooooooooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhh....."

and then even faster than GOSBTS:

Casper Ankergren kicks the ball and pumps it up to Nooney
Off he runs with a trumpety-trump
dum-de-dum-de-dum

Glenn Murray was calling far far away
He boots the ball up to him
And the crowd all shout hooray

...Followed by something about Southampton or Adkins. My creative juices ran a bit dry here.