Do you know where your girlfriend/wife is right now?

[Safeway]

Shes good at gripping the Rod.....

Does she like the RUGged type?

 

[Grandaddie]

Saw her did you? Sure you didn't SHAG HER too?

I wouldn't bother - she wasn't much fun last time..

 

[SK1NT]

is her rug shaven

 

[Yoda]

Saw her did you? Sure you didn't SHAG HER too?

Darn! Found me out!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

is her rug shaven

Does she need stretching?

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Dealt with.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

In the kitchen making me a drink.

 

[SK1NT]

Dealt with.

dam that pic is freaky!

 

[Yoda]

Does she need stretching?

It got some at lunch!

 

[El Presidente]

Mine is in Spain, I have flown back a week early to play cricket tomorrow!