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pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,998
West, West, West Sussex
Don't know where she is, but I know where my best mate is. So that's alright then.
 






Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,651
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Same as everyday when i leave the house, she's in the basement in her "cocoon", gnawing at her ropes.
And anyway, i haven't got any friends.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
About 5yds behind me, so I doubt she's shagging anyone.
 




Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Mine's at home, all alone and bored.

hang on a minute....
 


























Yoda

English & European
Phaedrus said:
Down Wilkinson's buying a dustbin lid. That's what she told me anyway. What if she's shagging a Pikey down there? Oh Christ, I'm a mess now.

Shouldn't worry too much, she's back. Saw her on the way there though ;)
 




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