Do you know someone named like a footballer?

[Iamapen15]

Kenny Swain is a friend of the family - but its the actual Kenny Swain (the former Pompey defender and until recently England youth manager) so does that count?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I had dealings the other week with a PR called Andy Naylor.

 

[withdeanwombat]

I work with a Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink!

Johannes Vennegor Of Hesselink is the sort of big name signing the Albion should make.

I have a drink with Lionel Massey.

 

[Mowgli37]

I work with someone who looks almost exactly like Dale Stephens, if that's of any use.

The family's rabbit also posses an uncanny resemblance.

I was at school with a Glen Johnson.

 

[Badger]

I've got a friend called Craig Fagan, he doesn't even like football

 

[seagully]

I work with an Ashleigh Williams.

 

[Train Spotter]

My son has Zamora for his middle name!

 

[BN9 BHA]

My son in laws brother is called Peter Crouch.

 

[Fozzyboy]

My 3 year old son knows Craig Snail Sniff!

 

[dazzer6666]

We had a Bob Wilson in our office. Every time his name was mentioned in any context it was the law that we all had to do a goalie pose.

 

[seagull 1979]

I have a female chef who has worked for me in Hampshire for 5 years from Portugal named
Deborah Teixeira

 

[tomfitz12]

one of my neighbours middle names is bergkamp and the other is Thierry...

I didn't even know they support arsenal

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I've got a conference call tomorrow with a Mark Brighty

 

[knocky1]

Leon Best?

 

[Dan Aitch]

I know someone named after Kaz... her name's Jess Toverthebar.

 

[Algernon]

Almost. I used to work with an air conditioning installer called Hugh Ventus.

 

[dazzer6666]

We had a Bob Wilson at work. Every time his name was mentioned we just had to do a 'goalie pose', whatever the circumstances.

 

[supaseagull]

Kemy Agustein

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Nothing to do with football but I worked with a Derek Bristow once.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I used to work at the Grand and often served a Michael Owen and, separately, an Andrei Kanchelskis with cups of tea. They were both in there so often it came to feel like I knew them. Does this count?