[Misc] Do you have a garden ?

[sams dad]

I had to come back as no mod would delete all my posts.

Please get back to gardens and stop making this about your hatred for me.

I don’t hate you, but, as I am a garden owning Tory voter who has applauded care workers,, you seem to hate me.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Can we get back to gardens!?

What’s your view on Garden Centres?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Mrs not keen on using the ladder, win win

How much for the mirror?

I would point out, it is a sixty foot drop to near certain death if he falls off that flat roof.
His mother will him if she finds out

 

[BN9 BHA]

I would point out, it is a sixty foot drop to near certain death if he falls off that flat roof.
His mother will him if she finds out

No matter how old they are we worry about them.

I lived in a maisonette in Eastern Road in the early 90s, the bathroom had a flat roof that I could climb onto from the main bedroom, also around 60ft up One day when climbing back into the bedroom from my luxury roof terrace I slipped and kicked the radiator off the wall

 

[wellquickwoody]

Are they posting on the internet asking how we are all doing on lockdown with a picture of themselves, feet up in the sun drinking in their garden...you know, not in any way gloating at the rest of us? People need to seriously think about how that looks and the impact it has on others at this time. But now, people need to show off their wealth and how well they are doing don't they.

You either need a shrink, or to grow up.

 

[BN9 BHA]

[MENTION=15363]Plooks[/MENTION] should consider himself one of the lucky ones, to be honest. I love my back garden but it does take alot of upkeep.

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Nice flowers Bry but your house is rather small compaired to BN9 Towers

 

[Raphael Meade]

36c here today so have fished all the debris out of the pool for a post-work(from home) dip. Would trade it for a veggie patch right now but pretty sure the sun would kill off most things I would try and grow!

 

[clapham_gull]

Very small garden which I am very lucky to have up here. Know many people very much stuck inside. I lived for years in a first floor flat and spent most weekends on Clapham Common.

I hesitate criticizing people going to the parks up here, it's not like you can take a walk to the sea in Brighton.

 

[BadFish]

I have a garden that I am attempting to build a patio in so I can put a firepit on and sit round of an evening. I am struggling though because apparently when it comes to manual labour i have developed an idle streak (add to this the fact that after an hour of digging my back starts killing me) so the hole is taking a very long time.

When we bought our hose we chose between a larger house with no garden and a smaller house with a garden. I had absolutely no idea that this choice render me a Tory voter. With my head hung low and agianst my better judgement I will change my voting habits forthwith and spend my evenings sitting in my garden sipping champagne and screaming '**** the poor' at the top of my lungs. (sorry Tory voters, I don't really think this of you).

 

[BadFish]

As a new found Tory voter it has just occurred to me that i could get someone else to dig my hole for me and pay them.

Thanks Plooks!!

 

[hitony]

This poll is proof, if any more was needed, at how out of touch posters are on here with the reality of the world. Look at you all with your gardens, no wonder this place is nicknamed tory stand chat.

Try Self Isolating somewhere well away from a computer or any device that gives you access to either NSC or any other form of social media, you deserve to reward yourself by doing this and at the same time you will be keeping others very happy I can assure you

 

[OzMike]

3000 sq m of it, landscaped some and left the rest natual.

 

[wellquickwoody]

As a new found Tory voter it has just occurred to me that i could get someone else to dig my hole for me and pay them.

Thanks Plooks!!

Are you a captain of industry, or a slave merchant? Asking for Plooks.

 

[BadFish]

Are you a captain of industry, or a slave merchant? Asking for Plooks.

I am not really sure, this is all new to me.

My garden isn't that big so I guess more captain of industry.

 

[wellquickwoody]

I am not really sure, this is all new to me.

My garden isn't that big so I guess more captain of industry.

Not very big by Oz or UK comparisons?

 

[Goldstone1976]

I reported earlier in this thread that my lady had a garden. Last night I was lucky enough to be invited to enjoy it. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it had disappeared. While I can no longer relax in my lady’s garden, it does mean that I have ceased to be a a Tory.

 

[jakarta]

I reported earlier in this thread that my lady had a garden. Last night I was lucky enough to be invited to enjoy it. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it had disappeared. While I can no longer relax in my lady’s garden, it does mean that I have ceased to be a a Tory.

Welcome back to Socialism Comrade...

 

[Mo Gosfield]

180 feet by 60 feet.
Have left section as wildlife area. Bramble, nettles, rocks and wood. Saves a bit on maintenance.

 

[Barham's tash]

180 feet by 60 feet.
Have left section as wildlife area. Bramble, nettles, rocks and wood. Saves a bit on maintenance.

That’s practically an estate. Hope you’re wearing your tin hat....

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I reported earlier in this thread that my lady had a garden. Last night I was lucky enough to be invited to enjoy it. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it had disappeared. While I can no longer relax in my lady’s garden, it does mean that I have ceased to be a a Tory.

Have you told the WHO? Losing your lady garden may be a new symptom.