Do you ever have League of Gentlemen days?

[chemical brother]

Now I admit that my obsession with Bob and getting out of it makes some people think I'm a bit of a fruitloop, but up here I have days where I walk down the streets and it looks like a scene from the League of Gentlemen. Old men stagger around mumbling, fat northerners storm towards you making you unsure whether to run for cover, women with deformed noses and yapping dogs just about manage to negotiate crossing the road, last night some bloke walked into the pizza place and started freestyling...

Is it just the north being f***ed up or are there days when you just see weirdos everywhere? I know there are some dahn sarf cos I remember Horace Duke, the bloke in the bow tie suit who used to hang around the crossing in Worthing.

xx

 

[Italiaseagull]

Your not local?

 

[tinx]

Brighton has more than its fair share of nutters altohugh when in edinburgh the other week there was miles more up there than I have ever seen anywhere else

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Sounds just like a normal day in .......... Burgess Hill !

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Hello, hello, what's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here! This is a local board for local people, there's nothing for you here!"

 

[jamie-oh]

you wanna try st kilda in melbourne mate. more dreadlocks and gluesniffing than it would be possible to envisage. such a huge amount of bizarre skin as well - purely down to the sun. i swear - there was a man on the tram yesterday actually made out of leather. saw the stitch marks and everyfin

 

[Trigger]

Trigger: When I go in there, I'll just say I hear voices.

Denzil: Trigger, you're not a character witness.

Trigger: I know. But I still hear voices!

 

[perth seagull]

I work in the city centre of Perth, and it is full of nutters. I don't know what it is about city centres that attract these creeps because I've seen this in lots of city centres around the world. Thankfully, out in the suburbs is where you'll generally find normalcy.