Bevendean Hillbilly
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What a bunch of snoring, belching, bread felching,nose picking change jangling,leg twitching,pardon saying,anal tidying FREAKS!
'Appalled' is the better word, methinks.
I mean, actually thinking you can improve the taste of Mother's Pride by wiping your arse on it.
Like, yuck.
1. i flick channels REALLY quickly, because seemingly i have better reactions than everyone else and can tell whats on and whether i want to watch it
2. pick my toenails- it sometimes makes my girlfriend CRY
3. i correct people when they sing song lyrics wrong
have you ever corrected someone and been wrong yourself?
Picking my ARSE
I seem to vaguely recall, from somewhere, that you are quiet a bread snob, and regard any pre-packed supermarket bread with complete and utter disdain.
Or am I crossing my wires ?
Sort of. I am, believe it or not, a bit of a food snob. That's probably my annoying habit.
Sort of. I am, believe it or not, a bit of a food snob. That's probably my annoying habit.
White sliced bread isn't my favourite. A nutritionist once told me what white pre-packed bread does to your digestive system. Eugh! Not for me, thanks. I quite like having a good dump, if you don't mind.
When I'm sitting down, I often "jig" my legs. This is truley maddening for anyone sitting near me in an attached row of seats, like at Withdean.
I pick my nose at traffic lights and wipe it under the seat.
I leave beard trimmings in the sink.
I snore.
When I open a bottle of beer, I just let the cap fall into the cutlery draw.
I never spray after using the toilet, as I much prefer the natural smell of my own faeces to some horrible synthetic flowery crap.
I am ridiculously obsessive about the lounge being tidy before settling down to watch anything on TV.
I drum rhythms on my desk with my fingernails whilst staring into space.
I'm always whistling, but not properly. Its more like a hiss, as I just put my tongue near the roof of my mouth and blow the "tune" out.
I use a pen to scratch and de-wax my ears.
I use a BIC penlid to scrape the crud from behind my fingernails.
I use a serrated knife to pick my teeth after meals sometimes.
I often make a loud, stupid "EEERGH" noise when I haul myself up off the settee (deliberately to annoy).
When my wife is reading, I say something to her suddenly and slightly too loudly, in an attempt to make her jump.
I rewind films to replay a certain scene because it has "good surround sound" - I then insist everyone in the room listens carefully to the bit I mean.
I flick channels incessantly during ad breaks.
Other than that, I can't think of much really.
Being arsed to list your annoying habits is particularly annoying.
And WINE.
And GAY Belgian beers.
Not as annoying as being arsed to read it. I would imagine.
You're right. That's why I didn't.