You will find very few posh kids playing football - they play more 'cultured' sports like polo and yachting.
I asked my Butler to answer the questions on my behalf and he said 0
Not believing him I asked the chef to do the same, still 0
My servant is running me a bath but when finished I'll get him to check.
My kids are at boarding school so cant ask them.
The cleaner is doing the silverware.
The wine chef is in the cellar.
Reminds me to move great granddads picture.
Letter from 'the club' about my overdue subs. Doesn't mention how much of course.
Daddy bought this mansion for me.
I have my coat of arms on all the saddles.
Gordon Ramsey sends out the invites for Supper Parties when we use the best silver knives and forks.
My darling wife is partakeing in a Biathlon.
But definitely not posh.
It's the Sommelier in the cellar darling,
quae inventa sunt!
Just 2 for me, thankfully, due to my shelves full of books and knowing how to use a knife and fork. I could have ticked the partridge and grouse one too, I suppose, but I don't eat either regularly. Also, I'm not sure if my silver ring counts as "having silver".
Wait, I've just looked again and noticed the napkin one and the loose leaf tea. I have a smattering of Latin too so it seems like I'm sliding towards the posh zone.
Q: How do you know if someone went to Oxford?
A: They will tell you.
You call the toilet 'the loo' Really ? Who doesn't ?