Do you always wash your hands post-business?

[Meade's Ball]

A manager at my work, one who pulls his trousers up to nipple level, refuses to go in a urinal, it seems, perchance thanks to the inverted penis i imagine unvisually he has. When i've finished up and am scrubbing lightly away at my hands, he flushes from the cubicle he's in and marches out without even approaching the taps or washbowls. I was very excited the other week about the sudden and surprise arrival at work of a set of Dyson Airblades. I told this manager that it's great to have them there and he had no idea what i was on about, clearly unknowing of the fact of either their coming or of when one might use one. Dirty dirty bugger.

The North Stand has probably a one in one hundred male pisser usage rate. There's never a queue at the taps or dryers as there is for the pissbowls themselves. Thankfully i don't think of it long and hard or i'd scream when a stranger brushes past me or clasps me in celebration with his non-smoking tainted-yellow paws when a whizzbang hits the top corner.

 

[LamieRobertson]

It's a pretty pointless exercise when fellow toilet users don't and then muddy the door handle.

this..but i do wash

 

[smeariestbat]

i either use a tissue to open the door afterwards and then discard, or just hang out by the door until someone else opens it. The amount of people who dont wash their hands it is entirely pointless to wash your hands and then open the door using the handle.

 

[Titus]

i either use a tissue to open the door afterwards and then discard, or just hang out by the door until someone else opens it. The amount of people who dont wash their hands it is entirely pointless to wash your hands and then open the door using the handle.

You're bloody weird. I bet you hover your bum over the toilet seat too.

 

[smeariestbat]

You're bloody weird. I bet you hover your bum over the toilet seat too.

no thats uncomfortable and causes cramp, i find a layer of toilet paper over the seat (think paul finch, american pie) usually does the trick

 

[Aadam]

Exactly. Why do people consider that your genitals are somehow dirty? Mine are washed every morning and then spend most of the day tucked away in my pants away from germs.

And why do women in particular find it dirty when men don't wash their hands after handling something that the woman will happily stick in their mouths at the end of an evening?

I think it's more to do with the level of bacteria in the facilities you're using, rather than handling your goods. Although, whilst genetalia may appear to be tucked away from germs, uncircumcised men carry substantial bacteria in their foreskin. So technically, not that clean all the time.

Also, I'm amazed that no one has pointed out that not all women happily stick an unwashed appendage in their mouths at the end of an evening.

 

[coagulantwolf]

I answered no because sometimes I do genuinely just forget, however I also always carry around with me hand sanitizing gel in a little container so can use that.

Wondering if anyone else carries hand sanitizing gel; for some potential encounters? Often after shaking someone's hand etc I will use it (without anyone seeing, of course)

 

[Titus]

And why do women in particular find it dirty when men don't wash their hands after handling something that the woman will happily stick in their mouths at the end of an evening?

Quite right and I only came in for coffee.

 

[nwgull]

I think it's more to do with the level of bacteria in the facilities you're using, rather than handling your goods

Hence my reasoning behind not washing my hands in a public bog.

 

[sand]

Good point. I'm sure you get more germs turning the taps off again than you would just walking out of them.

I normally dry my hands and then use the paper towel to turn the tap off if i'm worried about the state of the taps but some public toilets are a health hazard but if you're worried about touching a tap you really don't want to know how dirty the things you touch every day are.

 

[spring hall convert]

If everyone washed their hands after using the facilities at the Amex at half time we'd never see the second half.

 

[portslade seagull]

Always always wash my hands but see plenty who don't and then you have to open the door with the handle they have just touched .... Not nice !!!!

 

[Sussax]

Not Really unless i piss on my hand or my finger slips.

 

[Don Quixote]

Animals don't wash their hands, why should humans be any different?

 

[Perfidious Albion]

Safe in Broadband anonymity, I will confide.... Pretty much, yes I wash, although after reading this thread I am coming to the view that I need not , for a pee.
1) The toilet door handles have more germs
2) Urine is called "sterile" & some people even drink it without harm. (Madonna once admitted bathing her feet in it to cure skin problems)

The report that started all this said if you wash your hands correctly, with soap, it should take you the same length of time as singing Happy Birthday twice, say experts....Can you imagine a stand-full of men at the Amex all singing Happy Birthday before they go back..You might get back to see the end of the game

 

[Napper]

My cock is clean so dont need to