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Do women squeeze them out on the quiet



Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
any female who says they dont fart are big fibbers!.......everyone does it!........and talking of farts my dog has just let rip and he would put any beer swilling, curry eating man to shame! :lolol:
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Yorkie said:
In public, yes or manage to hold them until we get to the loo.

At home, it's a different matter though. :lolol:

All going round Yorkie's house later? Thought not. :ohmy:
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Race said:
any female who says they dont fart are big fibbers!.......everyone does it!........and talking of farts my dog has just let rip and he would put any beer swilling, curry eating man to shame! :lolol:

You're saying the dog is worse than Guy? :lolol:

Our dog always got the blame when there was an unowned smell in the room :lol:
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
tinx said:
Holding in farts is unnatural and gives you gut ache.
word. if its got to be done , its got to be done
 


Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
Yorkie said:
You're saying the dog is worse than Guy? :lolol:

Our dog always got the blame when there was an unowned smell in the room :lol:

Well Guys not here so the dog definately got the blame for that smell!
 






Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
Westie dogs are unreal!! My mum and Dads Westie does it!

They are that bad the dog wakes up leaves the room, leaving people left in the room to suffer with it's ghastly deposit!!!



:nono:
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
The Northstander said:
Westie dogs are unreal!! My mum and Dads Westie does it!

They are that bad the dog wakes up leaves the room, leaving people left in the room to suffer with it's ghastly deposit!!!
this is true , my grandparents westie does it and look around the room ,trying to find someone to blame :jester:
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,997
Trufflehound said:
In my experience they bottle it up during the day, then let rip all night in bed. There's nothing like rolling over for a cuddle, and then being hit in the face by a wave of warm chewy air that's just wafted out from under the duvet...

True story.
 


Women generally try to smell nice, whereas blokes couldn't give a shit, but could readily give a fart.

What would we be like if birds said "pull my finger" or gulped down another pint and lifted a cheek to let one rip bigtime?
No, I prefer things to stay as they are, with laydees being discreet and saving their 'queefs' for the privacy of the bog.
 






Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,119
Haywards Heath
The Large One said:
How does fingering their ring affect this? ???

Helps to ease out trapped wind! :blush:
 


driddles

Well-known member
Nov 8, 2003
653
Ontario, Canada
Trufflehound said:
In my experience they bottle it up during the day, then let rip all night in bed. There's nothing like rolling over for a cuddle, and then being hit in the face by a wave of warm chewy air that's just wafted out from under the duvet...

I think you will find thats called a dutch oven! At least my wife often pulls the covers over my head and yells "Dutch oven" I then fight for my life.

:rolleyes:
 


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